Need? I don't need no stinkin' title.Why do you need a title?
OOhhh, I can be "Viscount of Lichtenstein"!No slaying dragons necessary all you need is a credit card these days...
http://www.regaltitles.com/
What's in your wallet?
No slaying dragons necessary all you need is a credit card these days...
http://www.regaltitles.com/
What's in your wallet?
"Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt!"You have to dress in funny clothes, and make your own armour. Wear said armour while beating on your friends with sticks while pretending you are some frikking king arthur dude while everyone at ridemonkey makes fun of you.
Do that for about 4 - 5 years and if you get very good at whacking your friends some other frikkin king arthur dude will give you a title.
Loads of fun but don't post about it on Ridemonkey.
Wasn't he found dead in Mary Kate Olsens apartment?OOhhh, I can be "Viscount of Lichtenstein"!
Will work for beer.hmm for $197 I could become Lord Splat.
I bet IAB would charge less for his "titleing" sevices
As silly as my hobby is those people are not us. Even I make fun of those people. of course no one listens... a geek is a geek is a geek...."Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt!"
See! He had the right idea. I need a posse, a horse, some armor, and a David Bowie theme song.Wasn't he found dead in Mary Kate Olsens apartment?
Your hobby is far better than Civil War Re-enactors. Good lord.As silly as my hobby is those people are not us. Even I make fun of those people. of course no one listens... a geek is a geek is a geek....
And yes, I know my hobby is silly. But it's loads of fun.
See! He had the right idea. I need a posse, a horse, some armor, and a David Bowie theme song.
All you have to do is change your stars!See! He had the right idea. I need a posse, a horse, some armor, and a David Bowie theme song.
Read the f*#king thread, stosh. He wants to be "earl".Wait just a minute here!!!!
You already have a title!
LORD is a title, and you are the Lord O' Pie!!! What more do you want!?!
The Honourable Lord O' Pie?
Duke O' Pie?
Sir Pie?
Just for that, your Harry Potter title is gonna be with you for life.BV said I had to go down on him 1000101001000111011 times.
You think he's gonna come up short on that number, eh???Just for that, your Harry Potter title is gonna be with you for life.
Just for that, your Harry Potter title is gonna be with you for life.
Ha!Lord???
HOw about Knight. Knight of the changing table!!!!
(hear that, that's the clock of your real freedom counting down, but I know you don't mind b/c "it's part of you". I've been up 'til 3am w/part of me the last few nights and up at 6:30am w/the other part of me. And it' s not the part of me most of the RM guys are going to insert into this comment)
Stosh is Ciaran?Read the f*#king thread, stosh. He wants to be "earl".
Can I be "Lord o'pie" and "Earl of Sandwich"?Wait just a minute here!!!!
You already have a title!
LORD is a title, and you are the Lord O' Pie!!! What more do you want!?!
The Honourable Lord O' Pie?
Duke O' Pie?
Sir Pie?
How 'bout Der Burger Meister?
If anyone else mentions the word "short" in relation to this joke, they're getting banned.You think he's gonna come up short on that number, eh???
I almost did, without reading this post.If anyone else mentions the word "short" in relation to this joke, they're getting banned.
I get "lengthy" and "short", but seriously, this is MY thread -and- I'm Royalty, so I demand that someone let me in on the joke!
It's not a very lengthy explanation.
I believe that title belongs to RM as a whole.OOhhh, I can be "Viscount of Lecheroustein"!
Don't be short... ahhh... tempered.
It's not a very lengthy explanation.