I want dreadlocks.

Discussion in 'Creative Pursuits' started by mexMan, Jul 4, 2011.

  1. nyhc00

    nyhc00 Monkey

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    If you really want dreads (not sure why anyone would) don't force it, go the natural route. Just let your hair grow out and see what happens. ie: homeless guys with dreads or my cats when the are overdue for a grooming.
     

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  2. metalhead119042

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    Do this. Tool level will only increase if you get dreads done by your "hair stylist". IMO nobody is going to take you seriously in life if you have dreads. Unless this is your occupation
     
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    Horsemouth does not approve.
     
  4. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Tool.
    Sometimes I want to set fire to a herd of homeless babies and then sew them together and wear it as a suit. Thankfully something called "good judgement" steps in and prevents it.
     
  5. mexMan

    mexMan Chimp

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    The difference between you and me is very simple, first, you think that calling others a tool is toolish, yet you call me a tool, second, you're implying that it's the same to have a baby skin suit to combing your hair, third, you care about how people takes you, I don't.
     
  6. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Got dreads yet? I could have dreaded-up, cut'em off for use as hippy tampons and grown them back since the start of this thread.
     
  7. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i will make dead baby dreadlocks
     
  8. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Seems like a waste of dead babies. You can feed a dead baby to a starving live baby, use one as bait for a fighting baby or help fatten up that good eating Thanksgiving baby. Their bones make great ornaments and all that succulent meat doesn't go for naught.

    Currently I am trying to replace all the doorknobs in my house with bejeweled baby skulls. If you have any extras laying around from failed dead baby deadlock experiments let me know. I am also looking for cheap sources of semi-precious stones to encrust said dead baby skulls. Any help would be appreciated.
     
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  9. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Are you going to go for the Casey Anthony Signature Series?
     
  10. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Did you forget to not do that?
     
  11. mexMan

    mexMan Chimp

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    So, I got the dreadlocks, BUT jonkranked's mom didn't like them, so I got them off...
     
  12. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I hear his mom is very influential so your reaction to her disdain was well founded. :thumb:

     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    When the bots were hippies.
     
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    not for me
     
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  15. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    i like how BV basically told the guy to have someone piss on his head!!