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I want to be Loco

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
He's such and ass and he still thinks he's got a chance with DH_Girlie
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
If I may e-laborate...

Loco has no chance of e-hooking up with DHG. Why? She is a government worker, and there are strict federal e-laws against e-copulating while on government payroll time. This means they'd have to e-hookup after e-hours, and we all know that e-hos are all VERY busy in San Francisco at night. Loco just doesn't fit into the e-schedule.

Alas, Loco will not be able to e-longate with DHG. He'll just have to use his e-magination.
 

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
1,558
0
Duh, Austin
I've seen Loco, there are fewer people in the world that I would not want to be before not wanting to be him.

Plus he breaks things.
 

ThePriceSeliger

Mushhead
Mar 31, 2004
4,860
0
Denver, Colorado
I actually talked to Alex today and I asked him how the E-speculation was going, he said is e-failed due to the e-acts of the Don Ciaran and I. He ran out of the room yelling like a pre-pubesant girl and crying. Poor guy!