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I Want to Move to Japan!

partsbara

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
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getting Xtreme !
actually no they don t 'rock'... they suck... i lived there for about 18 months... the only relief was to drive around with valve bouncer and scream 'REMEMBER 45' at innocent pedestrians...
 
pixelninja

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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stinkyboy said:
They have booze machines on the streets, and nothing ever gets stolen. They consider it stealing to charge their cell phones at work. The Japanese rock!
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So most likely they would also consider posting on RM during company time stealing and fire your post-happy ass, so then you'd be out on the streets with no money to use those fancy booze vending machines. That would suck.
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

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Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
pixelninja said:
So most likely they would also consider posting on RM during company time stealing and fire your post-happy ass, so then you'd be out on the streets with no money to use those fancy booze vending machines. That would suck.
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"I am new to your country kind and most respectful sir. I was not understanding of your most very important traditions in the time you have given to me for working pleasure."
 
rooftest

rooftest

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Jul 10, 2005
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stinkyboy said:
....have booze machines on the streets, and nothing ever gets stolen....
http://www.photomann.com/japan/machines/
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Local governments have cracked down on the booze machines to curb underage drinking - They're nowhere to be found in Tokyo. I did see one on some random street in a residential neighborhood in Kyoto, and one at the airport, but that's it.

I love Pepsi and Coke - so the machines everywhere are great. Only, they don't have any paper money worth less than $10 (1000 yen). So, you put your bill in, get your Coke, and get about 30 coins to throw in your pocket.

There does seem to be a complete lack of theivery there, which is nice, although I did see apartments with bars on the windows in Osaka.
 
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I want you to move somewhere in Japan that has no Internet access. I would like for you to take N8 as well. :D
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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rooftest said:
Local governments have cracked down on the booze machines to curb underage drinking - They're nowhere to be found in Tokyo. I did see one on some random street in a residential neighborhood in Kyoto, and one at the airport, but that's it.

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They close down between 11pm and 5 pm (ciggie ones too) but there's still plenty of them here in the sticks where I live.
 
rooftest

rooftest

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Jul 10, 2005
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valve bouncer said:
They close down between 11pm and 5 pm (ciggie ones too) but there's still plenty of them here in the sticks where I live.
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Where do you live?

Japan does kick ass. Even though virtually nobody speaks English there (and I speak zero Japanese), finding my way around was fairly easy.
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Japan
narlus said:
VB, give us the skinny on the soap bars (did i get the term right?)
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They won't let us round eyes in. Apparently we've all got AIDS. Suffice is to say though, they've got more ways of polishing your goblin than you would think possible. :D
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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rooftest said:
Where do you live?

Japan does kick ass. Even though virtually nobody speaks English there (and I speak zero Japanese), finding my way around was fairly easy.
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Shikoku. Yeah easy place to travel.....as long as you're minted.
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

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Jan 6, 2005
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DRB said:
So what's up with Japanese porn? I think that's really why Stink wants to move there.
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My 3 American wives didn't work out, and I know it COULDN'T have been anything I did, so it must be time to switch races...
 
narlus

narlus

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Nov 7, 2001
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valve bouncer said:
Ask Partsy about the mag he "stumbled across" one day. Mention rope.
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i've been using google image search a lot lately to find cover art for my mp3s, and i came upon a strange .jp site that had some weird bondage stuff going on (both in anime-type drawing and real live women).
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
narlus said:
i've been using google image search a lot lately to find cover art for my mp3s, and i came upon a strange .jp site that had some weird bondage stuff going on (both in anime-type drawing and real live women).
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Not that kind of rope mate. PM coming, don't wanna "soil" the thread.
 
partsbara

partsbara

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Nov 16, 2001
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VB - post my little tale of woe here... i don t care... i d write it myself, but typing blows with my hand in this cast

edit - VB WTF are you doing up at 3.30 am ??? either on the cunz wallop or going to listen to the grand final, or both $#@&%@4
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
partsbara said:
VB - post my little tale of woe here... i don t care... i d write it myself, but typing blows with my hand in this cast

edit - VB WTF are you doing up at 3.30 am ??? either on the cunz wallop or going to listen to the grand final, or both $#@&%@4
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I got given 2 cartons of beer. I refuse to bow down before them.
 
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