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I Want to Move to Japan!

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  1. stinkyboy

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  2. partsbara

    partsbara Turbo Monkey

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    actually no they don t 'rock'... they suck... i lived there for about 18 months... the only relief was to drive around with valve bouncer and scream 'REMEMBER 45' at innocent pedestrians...
     
  3. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    :think: Don't do it.
     
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    one positive thing is that the fire dept. has relatively slow response times to fires... :)
     
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    What, whAT WHAT?!
     
  6. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    More petrol please.
     
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    So most likely they would also consider posting on RM during company time stealing and fire your post-happy ass, so then you'd be out on the streets with no money to use those fancy booze vending machines. That would suck.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    "I am new to your country kind and most respectful sir. I was not understanding of your most very important traditions in the time you have given to me for working pleasure."
     
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    firetoole duch bag

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    Local governments have cracked down on the booze machines to curb underage drinking - They're nowhere to be found in Tokyo. I did see one on some random street in a residential neighborhood in Kyoto, and one at the airport, but that's it.

    I love Pepsi and Coke - so the machines everywhere are great. Only, they don't have any paper money worth less than $10 (1000 yen). So, you put your bill in, get your Coke, and get about 30 coins to throw in your pocket.

    There does seem to be a complete lack of theivery there, which is nice, although I did see apartments with bars on the windows in Osaka.
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Doesn't sound like parts and valve got much action :stosh:, but hell yeah, freaky oriental women :drool: gotta be the schiz.
     
  12. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    :mumble: You just half insulted my two boys then. ;)
     
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    I want you to move somewhere in Japan that has no Internet access. I would like for you to take N8 as well. :D
     
  14. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    NNNNNNOOOOOOO
     
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    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    They close down between 11pm and 5 pm (ciggie ones too) but there's still plenty of them here in the sticks where I live.
     
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    firetoole duch bag

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    Wooo Tulips!!!!
    I saw quite a few when I was in Osaka, they all shut down at night it was really quite weird to see vending machines every ware
     
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    Where do you live?

    Japan does kick ass. Even though virtually nobody speaks English there (and I speak zero Japanese), finding my way around was fairly easy.
     
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    VB, give us the skinny on the soap bars (did i get the term right?)
     
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    So what's up with Japanese porn? I think that's really why Stink wants to move there.
     
  21. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    They won't let us round eyes in. Apparently we've all got AIDS. Suffice is to say though, they've got more ways of polishing your goblin than you would think possible. :D
     
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    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Ask Partsy about the mag he "stumbled across" one day. Mention rope.
     
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    nevermind VB, he is a chikan

    and yes, i got zero (japanese) beaver in japan... thank god...
     
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    Shikoku. Yeah easy place to travel.....as long as you're minted.
     
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    god i still laugh about that to this day... :)
     
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    My 3 American wives didn't work out, and I know it COULDN'T have been anything I did, so it must be time to switch races...
     
  27. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    I think Joe Ray bought 20 copies of that one. :D
     
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    i've been using google image search a lot lately to find cover art for my mp3s, and i came upon a strange .jp site that had some weird bondage stuff going on (both in anime-type drawing and real live women).
     
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    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Not that kind of rope mate. PM coming, don't wanna "soil" the thread.
     
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    Just stumbled onto it huh?
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Please do!
     
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    Try one of those Eastern European Mail Order Bride deals... :D
     
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    shall i send you my browser history file? :evil:
     
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    3 strikes, I'm out.
     
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    When you get done Photoshopping it...

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  36. valve bouncer

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    Face it mate, you're addicted to wedding cake. :D
     
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    everything in japan is too expensive...

    i was thinking thru 5 or more years move to Canada, here everything sucks big time...

    eu sucks
     
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    VB - post my little tale of woe here... i don t care... i d write it myself, but typing blows with my hand in this cast

    edit - VB WTF are you doing up at 3.30 am ??? either on the cunz wallop or going to listen to the grand final, or both $#@&%@4
     
  39. valve bouncer

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    I got given 2 cartons of beer. I refuse to bow down before them.
     
  40. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Best Friday thread! Officially!

    I can't believe SB started it. :think: