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BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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You know, if you went to a barber shop and got all the left over hair off of the floor and put it in a bucket and then filled the bucket with water and then froze it, as the ice melted, the hair would grow, and it would be a good way for kids to practice shaving.
 
fluff

fluff

Monkey Turbo
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BurlyShirley said:
You know, if you went to a barber shop and got all the left over hair off of the floor and put it in a bucket and then filled the bucket with water and then froze it, as the ice melted, the hair would grow, and it would be a good way for kids to practice shaving.
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Errrm, you should run for President.
 
syadasti

syadasti

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You should plant your leftover chicken bones too. Nothing like a tasty chicken tree - that fruit looks ready for the picking :think:

 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
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BurlyShirley said:
the hair would grow, and it would be a good way for kids to practice shaving.
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So when they grow up to be adult ice people, they have alot of practice shaving their cold hard legs and icy faces.


:think:
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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syadasti said:
You should planting your leftover chicken bones too. Nothing like a tasty chicken tree - that fruit looks ready for the picking ;)
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Im not saying the hair will actually "grow" but that as the ice melts, you know, more hair will be exposed to shave.

bad idea? this is the next pet rock
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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H8R said:
So when they grow up to be adult ice people, they have alot of practice shaving their cold hard legs and icy faces.


:think:
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it would just be a fun little activty,no?
 
DNA

DNA

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BurlyShirley said:
You know, if you went to a barber shop and got all the left over hair off of the floor and put it in a bucket and then filled the bucket with water and then froze it, as the ice melted, the hair would grow, and it would be a good way for kids to practice shaving.
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You came up in another thread about Midsouth Monkeyfest in Arkansas. Are y'all coming? It shouldn't be too long of a drive and we are going to have a blanket party for Loco.
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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DNA said:
You came up in another thread about Midsouth Monkeyfest in Arkansas. Are y'all coming? It shouldn't be too long of a drive and we are going to have a blanket party for Loco.
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Maybe. Probably not, but perhaps. Let me look into it further.
 
fluff

fluff

Monkey Turbo
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BurlyShirley said:
Im not saying the hair will actually "grow" but that as the ice melts, you know, more hair will be exposed to shave.

bad idea? this is the next pet rock
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Go for it and come back and say "told you so" when you've made your first million.
 
H8R

H8R

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BTW - if you ask kids if they want shaved ice and then you hand them a block of hairy ice and a Bic razor I'm betting they will be somewhat dissapointed.
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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H8R said:
BTW - if you ask kids if they want shaved ice and then you hand them a block of hairy ice and a Bic razor I'm betting they will be somewhat dissapointed.
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that's what sort of gave me the idea, cause in hawaii its called "Shave Ice" and I was picturing what that would actually look like.
 
H8R

H8R

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BurlyShirley said:
that's what sort of gave me the idea, cause in hawaii its called "Shave Ice" and I was picturing what that would actually look like.
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So you want to disappoint kids?

Pull down your pants.







:think:
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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BurlyShirley said:
You could color the ice too... you know? For the kids.
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Never give up on your dreams. Selling or marketing adult products to kids is a great idea! Hey it works for cigarettes and beer.
 
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skinny mike

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i would just break up the clump of ice into small cubes and put them in the drinks of people i dont like.
 
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