[BurlyShirley]

...and he looks like a goddam hippie. Sandals and stupid hair and all. I bet he played hackie sack too.

I worship lortabs and satan.

 

[-dustin]

did he smoke weed?

 

[BurlyShirley]

did he smoke weed?

He and the apostles prolly toked from a big hooka (spell that?)

 

[Andyman_1970]

He probably looked alot more like an Iraqi bedouin than the Swedish, blow dried, Clarol haired, white bath robe, blue beauty pagent sash wearing "Jesus" you see in those pictures..........

 

[Westy]

He probably looked alot more like an Iraqi bedouin than the Swedish, blow dried, Clarol haired, white bath robe, blue beauty pagent sash wearing "Jesus" you see in those pictures..........

Too bad he did not look like Dolf Lundgren, that would be a messiah Burly could get behind.

 

[narlus]

a guy i am working on w/ my current project is from sweden. the year he got accepted to grad school in the US, it was via some grant or program. the only other person from sweden who got accepted on the same program was mr ludngren.

back on topic, you ever hear the david cross bit about jesus? after he turned water into wine, one of the disciples comes back a couple hours later..."jesus, i have this sage..."

 

[Andyman_1970]

Too bad he did not look like Dolf Lundgren, that would be a messiah Burly could get behind.

LOL

 

[llkoolkeg]

Too bad he did not look like Dolf Lundgren, that would be a messiah Burly could get behind.

Nope...here's a picture of the "messiah" he wants to get behind in the worst kind of way-

They didn't have guardless clippers, Nikes or Starter jackets back in Jesus' day, so he had to make do with whatever he could find at the Nazareth Hot Topic.

Anyhow, not a big ND fan, but EVERYONE knows Jesus loves football...not hacky sac*!

*spelled as it should be

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

jesus aint got no football-er build...

 

[H8R]

He probably looked alot more like an Iraqi bedouin...

Or in other words, a hippy.

 

[Andyman_1970]

Except He didn't wear tie dye, Birkenstocks, and smell of bong water..............also recent archeological finds suggest 1st cenutury Jewish men kept their hair and beard shorter than orginially thought.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Except He didn't wear tie dye, Birkenstocks, and smell of bong water.........

I'll bet he *did* smell of patchouli, though.

-S.S.-

 

[binary visions]

Except He didn't ... smell of bong water

That's just because He turned the bong water into wine...

 

[I Are Baboon]

I am no expert on religion, but shouldn't Jesus know better than to play soccer wearing open toe shoes? That is a broken toe just waiting to happen.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

I am no expert on religion, but shouldn't Jesus know better than to play soccer wearing open toe shoes? That is a broken toe just waiting to happen.

thats brazilian style...
barefoot on sand.... or barefoot on tarmac/gravel/grass too...

 

[Andyman_1970]

So he wasn't street hippy, just more like that son of a bitch that works here who plays Grateful Dead crap in his workspace?

Jesus was a sellout office hippy liberal douche?

I'll take retarded questions not worth answering for 200 Alex..............