I wish my mom was this cool
- Thread starter Polandspring88
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NOT a MILF
That is local here, pretty crazy.
1 word.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
1 word.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Polandspring88-
You actaully wish that your mom would screw all your friends???
You actaully wish that your mom would screw all your friends???
They are similar but a Cougar doesn't have to be a MILF. And a MILF may be young.Ciaran said:
Wait wait wait WAIT! It says this women is FORTY years old...holy crap...she looks 60!stinkyboy said:She's even hotter in color:
That was sarcasm talking when I said I wish she was my mom.pixelninja said:Polandspring88-
You actaully wish that your mom would screw all your friends???
Nothing a paper bag over the head wouldn't fix.dh girlie said:
riiiiiight...Polandspring88 said:
Sigh, you got me.pixelninja said:
I dunno, dude...that's typically reserved for butterfaces...you know...she's got a smokin body, butterface is...I'm guessing this old warhorse lookin woman is not packin a smokin body with that face...if she is only 40 and her face looks like she's 60...blech I can't imagine what her body looks like!Polandspring88 said:
Yikes! She's the opposite of a "milf." I actually say a news story on a young teacher who recently had sex with a 15 year old student (I don't remember where it was). Nonetheless, she was smoking hot! I'll look for the article. She was truely "model hot."
She was in Florida I think.blt2ride said:
She was a babe.
Ciaran said:
new? "MILF" has been around for a while
Yeah no ****...you'd think he woulda at least heard it when it was old when it was used in American Pie...douglas said:
Holy crap...I better start deteriorating QUICK!biggins said:
Here is a link to a few of her pictures. I'm not too sure what she was thinking. Nevertheless, she's a babe...Polandspring88 said:She was in Florida I think.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tabloidcolumn.com/images/lafave-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tabloidcolumn.com/debbie-lafave.html&h=165&w=260&sz=14&tbnid=P_yzd8nRkiUJ:&tbnh=67&tbnw=106&prev=/images?q=debra+lafave&hl=en&lr=&oi=imagesr&start=3
That's awesome...The chick in Florida goes and screws a kid 10 years younger (SCORE!!!) with his cousin driving them around...and all the husband has to say is that it's not what he signed up for!?!?!?!?!?! Wow, no wonder she went looking for a good time...sounds like the dude has nothin' down there anyway.... :mumble:
And apparently his wildest dreams weren't wild enough for her....yeesh
And apparently his wildest dreams weren't wild enough for her....yeesh
Yech....This woman is nasty as hell, but I guess if you're 15, then a piece of ass doesn't have a face.
hmm....colorado? is that mrs cartman?
man id bone that teacher in a second but that old dub t bitch hell ****in no ewwwwww
Yeah, you can't help but to feel kind of sorry the husband in this whole thing. On the other hand, you know that kid's dad was proud...Secret Squirrel said:
LOL!! "So son, what did you do at school today??" "The teacher."blt2ride said:
That'd Rawk!!
I remember my dad asking me how summer music camp was when I was 18....(the year I bagged my counselor! She's now my wife...) I got this kinda wierd grin cause she was standing right there and said "Great!" I think he kinda knew.... :dancing:
You went to BAND CAMP??? What was your now wifes instrument? The skin flute?Secret Squirrel said:LOL!! "So son, what did you do at school today??" "The teacher."
That'd Rawk!!
I remember my dad asking me how summer music camp was when I was 18....(the year I bagged my counselor! She's now my wife...) I got this kinda wierd grin cause she was standing right there and said "Great!" I think he kinda knew.... :dancing:
I wish!!! And it wasn't band camp....it was orchestra camp. It was WAY better. American Pie just didn't do it justice at all....Not enough drinkin' and f*ckin'...dh girlie said:You went to BAND CAMP??? What was your now wifes instrument? The skin flute?
She plays oboe. I play tuba. We're together in a symphony and a few other groups around the area....
wow.. the kids gettin free 'tang and drugs and then snitches her out..
Yeah, A lot of kids with mom's in prison wish their moms weren't quite so cool.....
wtf- the son must feel weird.
I wonder if he hit it.mtnbrider said:
Don't knock band camp. Despite the heat, the blatant oddity of having 12 guys together in a cabin, and the lack of female contact (not with all your buds watching) it was amusing. Especially when you had an N64, 19" TV, VCR, DVD player, etc etc in your cabin.dh girlie said:You went to BAND CAMP??? What was your now wifes instrument? The skin flute?
Lack of female contact???!!!??!?! What camp did you go to?? Jeez!! The place I went you considered it a major strikeout if you didn't get any by the end of the first week......you got pulled from the ballgame if none by the end of the second week....and you got tossed off the team totally if none by the end of the third week!! I got tossed off the team only once, the first year I went. Then it got consistently better...until the home run the last year!!!robdamanii said:
W00t!!!!
We were only there for 3 nights, and the chicks were....less than worth pursuing shall we say?Secret Squirrel said:Lack of female contact???!!!??!?! What camp did you go to?? Jeez!! The place I went you considered it a major strikeout if you didn't get any by the end of the first week......you got pulled from the ballgame if none by the end of the second week....and you got tossed off the team totally if none by the end of the third week!! I got tossed off the team only once, the first year I went. Then it got consistently better...until the home run the last year!!!
Take it easy, band geek...I wasn't dissin band camp at all...robdamanii said: