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  1. Dog Welder

    Dog Welder Turbo Monkey

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    If a girl is setting you up with a friend and describes her as "cute"....what can I expect?
     

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  2. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    Depends, is she being generous or is she jealous or is she being truthful?

    I would go expecting cottage cheese, if you get gouda or swiss then you can be happy. If you do get cottage cheese, well it goes well with pineapple. Just be nice and you may end up with something worthwhile.

    The Ito
     
  3. mobius

    mobius Turbo Monkey

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    Ito is correct. My friends will mostly say shes cute and be telling the truth. Some will be jealous and say shes cute but some will say shes cute and be generous and u will see the girl and the one thing that comes to mind is "ung"
     
  4. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    On the hand, do cute girls need to be set up?
     
  5. Dog Welder

    Dog Welder Turbo Monkey

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    Well this "cute" girl is apparently a lawyer and just had a custom home built....bling bling!
     
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    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    Sounds Good!
     
  7. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    'cute' = 'rich and obnoxious'
     
  8. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Cute. Lawyer.

    That's hilarious.
     
  9. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    if its a good friend setting you up i wouldnt worry about it.. odds are she is attractive... you need to ask your friend specific questions though if you really want to find out.
    actually go out anyway.. what do you have to lose
    ???
     
  10. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    either that or workaholic! does 100 Hour weeks , as she works at becoming a partner in the firm , and usually has no time for a social life.


    or she could be "chunky" and just needs to get laid.
     
  11. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    dont bite a hand that feeds you.









    especially if she is feeding you TRIM. Suck it up, you never know. What bad could come of this? You bang a fat chic, like ya havent before.
     
  12. Crashby

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    You will find that if your friend is cute, then a girl she is describing as "cute" will likely be good looking.

    Conversely, if your friend is somewhat of a water bison, then her friend will likely have a cute ummmmm... personality ;).
     
  13. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    what the **** is wrong with fat chicks? with the growing obesity rates you better get used to banging fat chicks. i'm just glad tn didn't discriminate or he'd be on lonely dude.
     
  14. Austin Bike

    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    Which leaves you plenty of time to RIDE.

    Who wouldn't want the rich, cute girlfriend that feels bad that they can't spend saturday afternoon and sunday afternoon with you because they are working.

    She gets the guilt trip, you get the bike trip. It's a win-win.
     
  15. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    Absolutely nothing! Isnt that what I said? :p
     
  16. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Crocodiles can be cute.
     
  17. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    but they can bite your hand off
     
  18. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    I think you will find no matter how haggard the man is, they always think they are entitled/deserve/will get a super model.

    They generally think they have Adonis like looks, when it is hardly the case.
     
  19. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Worst thing that can happen is you will bang a fat chick, but hey your still getting laid. Plus she is going to put in the effort to show you a good time. Super hot chicks that get it ehwnever they want, well they just stop trying after a while.

    Well the worst thaing that could happen is not getting laid at all...
     
  20. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    There's a difference between healthy/large framed and having fat hanging off your bones. Nothing wrong with actually having some muscle/meat on the bones man.
     
  21. zahgurim

    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    *We have a winner!*
    Lawer= works lots, and $.

    You get to play on your bikey, and don't have to support her.
     
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    Whats wrong with fat chicks? Do we really need to answer that?
     
  23. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    The wife and I tried to set you up once... remember the cute blonde girl at the apres ride BBQ? What happened with her? Not that we were thinking that you would find true love, maybe a little fun. :D

    I say go for it and have a good time. If she's a dog see if you can get her to bark... ruff ruff!

    Can you ride yet?
     
  24. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    In that case be careful what you say and do, she may try to sue you.

    Don't sign any contracts. However rich girls are great.

    The Ito
     
  25. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    She may sue for palimony.

    Anyone ever see "Love Stinks" with French Stewart?
     
  26. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    Just go for it ! get pics for all of us who are living vicariously through this thread.....
     
  27. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Yeah. post pix! Don't be a Stoney or a Konabumm.
     
  28. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I have an idea that is more gooder.

    Sleep with the chick, then get drunk at a party and sleep with her sister and lose your truck.
     
  29. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Or me for that matter:p

    Paul, my advice: Hit it.
     
  30. Dog Welder

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    What!?!? That was a setup!?!? That whole time I thought she was Pegboys WIFE! I can ride on Feb 21st
     
  31. lonewolfe

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    You know, she may be pretty interesting. If she is a lawyer she may not have much free time to get out and meet anyone because she is working so much. Plus, if she is a lawyer she is reasonably intelligent which I find appealing. On the other hand, she may be pushy and obnoxious. Just depends. I say go for it because you have nothing to loose and the possibility of gaining a lot. I'd never set up one of my buddies just for the hell of it. I'd only do it if I felt there was a good chance of compatibility. Your friend knows both of you so she must see some common ground there or she would not have thought of you.
     
  32. stosh

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    Bwahhhhhhh thats so f'ing funny!!


    Girls are so messed up!!
     
  33. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Plus they have cooties, right?
     
  34. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    If you have to ask......
     
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    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Nowadays they call em STIs.
     
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    hey even if she is chunky ya know what they say"More coushin fo the pushin":cool:
     
  37. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Awww man. Well, I am sure the wifie has some more cute single friends.

    I guess it wasn't so much a set up as we just threw the two of you in the ring together.

    Feb 21st... check!
     
  38. bomberboy11

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    If her friend says she is "cute", that is pretty vague. Might be vague for a reason, might not. You have to ask if you will find her attractive, or more importantly, ask if she is fit.
     
  39. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    STI's are shifters.
     
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    Will this be another Wilson shuttle, bbq, and brew gathering? If so, count my South OC ass in.