[BurlyShirley]

So help me jesus Im going to tear off his legs, rip the tendons out, weave the tendons together to make a rope, which I would use to rig a sale on a boat which Id use to sail to africa to pick up a couple of mercenaries who would travel with me back to the carribean to steal some ancient aztec relics hidden by a columbian drug cartel, which Id then auction off on ebay and use the money to buy a small caliber, semi-automatic pistol to shoot the bastard who invented spyware.

 

[JRB]

So you are planning to sell, at a discounted price, the woven tendons on a boat, and then later sell aztec relics on eBay??? Shouldn't you sell it all on eBay, or is this some grand marketing scheme???

 

[LordOpie]

So help me jesus Im going to tear off his legs, rip the tendons out, weave the tendons together to make a rope, which I would use to rig a sale on a boat which Id use to sail to africa to pick up a couple of mercenaries who would travel with me back to the carribean to steal some ancient aztec relics hidden by a columbian drug cartel, which Id then auction off on ebay and use the money to buy a small caliber, semi-automatic pistol to shoot the bastard who invented spyware.

:applaud:


Best rant I've read in a while.


I'm in the mood to make people (eg. co-workers) with low self-esteem cry to the point of needing to get drunk immediately after work. I'm at work damnit, we're not friends, stop whining and do your job.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ive got some internet herpes that wont even allow me to run adaware OR download the free yahoo spywear thing... keeps resetting my homepage, etc. etc.

I look at too much porno I guess.

 

[H8R]

and use the money to buy a small caliber, semi-automatic pistol to shoot the bastard who invented spyware.

It will be easy, he won't be able to run away.

 

[H8R]

Ive got some internet herpes that wont even allow me to run adaware OR download the free yahoo spywear thing... keeps resetting my homepage, etc. etc.

I look at too much porno I guess.

Microsoft Antispyware, and use Firefox.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Microsoft Antispyware, and use Firefox.

Ive used firefox before on my last computer, and would prefer not to do that again.

Got a link for something free?

 

[LordOpie]

Ive got some internet herpes that wont even allow me to run adaware OR download the free yahoo spywear thing... keeps resetting my homepage, etc. etc.

I look at too much porno I guess.

you may have to figure out what's causing the problem, reboot in safe mode, and delete the file manually before you can do anything else.

 

[jimmydean]

I :love: Linux.

<edit> I would use Knoppix and boot/clean/scan/reboot and you should be good. Knoppix can't write to NTFS, but it can read it and more often than not delete stuff without issue.

 

[H8R]

Ive used firefox before on my last computer, and would prefer not to do that again.

Got a link for something free?

Hmm...let me think....


How about: Microsoft Antispyware, and use Firefox?


I've had ZERO spyware for...well I can't even remember the last time.



What's wrong w/ Firefox??

 

[JRB]

I have a program at home that I can email you in a while, I think. I don't recall the name, but it will take care of your problem. Seriously, use Firefox. You will be great for looking at porn.

 

[dfinn]

Ive used firefox before on my last computer, and would prefer not to do that again.

Got a link for something free?

both of those are free. so, here's your links:
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/

 

[BurlyShirley]

Im dropping the b1tch off at compusa

 

[H8R]

You will be great for looking at porn.

Watching porn does not make a man great, making porn does.

 

[dfinn]

Im dropping the b1tch off at compusa

you make AWESOME decisions

 

[BurlyShirley]

you make AWESOME decisions

I do what I can.

 

[dfinn]

Watching porn does not make a man great, making porn does.

makes me feel pretty great to watch some, maybe you are doing it wrong.

 

[H8R]

Im dropping the b1tch off at compusa

You have got to be kidding.

D/L MS Antispyware:

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx

Then run it.

 

[LordOpie]

Im dropping the b1tch off at compusa

what's kizzi got to do with this?


[and Opie hits the softball pitch outta the park]

 

[H8R]

what's kizzi got to do with this?


[and Opie hits the softball pitch outta the park]

OH SH!TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMMIT - outta rep!!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

^^ Ahahahaah Approved!!!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ok, downloading that.... may go firefox once this mess is cleaned up.

 

[BurlyShirley]

what's kizzi got to do with this?


[and Opie hits the softball pitch outta the park]

Nice.

 

[H8R]

Ok, downloading that.... may go firefox once this mess is cleaned up.

I would recommend it. IE is a dog.

 

[PatBranch]

OH SH!TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMMIT - outta rep!!

</mtnbrider approved\>

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ok, I cant install that. Something about not having an XP service pack...

 

[H8R]

Ok, I cant install that. Something about not having an XP service pack...

??

When is the last time you went here?

http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupdate/v6/default.aspx?ln=en-us


You need to run update - let it install everything it needs to, then install the antispyware.

If your system isn't update the spyware can just run amok.

 

[LordOpie]

Nice.

Does she know you love her?

 

[BurlyShirley]

??

When is the last time you went here?

http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupdate/v6/default.aspx?ln=en-us


You need to run update - let it install everything it needs to, then install the antispyware.

If your system isn't update the spyware can just run amok.

yeah, it wont even let me do updates anymore...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Reinstall operating system time.
Use Windows Update to install all updates.
Set Windows Update to install automatically.
Purchase, install, and update anti-viral software.
Install Spybot.
Install all Spybot updates.
Install Spyware Blaster.
Install and enable all updates.
Re-install your applications.
Use Internet Explorer.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I have spyware that sends me to a place to download spyware blockers

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I have spyware that sends me to a place to download spyware blockers

Wull, yeah... BTW, excellent rant...

 

[H8R]

Reinstall operating system time.
Use Windows Update to install all updates.
Set Windows Update to install automatically.
Purchase, install, and update anti-viral software.
Install Spybot.
Install all Spybot updates.
Install Spyware Blaster.
Install and enable all updates.
Re-install your applications.
Use Firefox

Fixed.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Fixed.

Right. So...Compusa then?

 

[BurlyShirley]

It needs to go in Im miss the " " button anyway..

 

[OGRipper]

Firefox is rad. All the stuff I want to see and nothing I don't.

I'm basically helpless with computers and I installed Firefox in about 4 minutes.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Firefox is rad. All the stuff I want to see and nothing I don't.

I'm basically helpless with computers and I installed Firefox in about 4 minutes.

Yeah, Ive used it and know how to install it, but it deosnt exactly help with my current situation...

 

[N8 v2.0]

...but can you PRINT???!!!!!!1111

 

[Bicyclist]

Download Opera.

 

[H8R]

Yeah, Ive used it and know how to install it, but it deosnt exactly help with my current situation...

Reboot, hit F8 while rebooting.

Go into "Safe Mode"


Go to Windows update and do what it says.

Go DL Antispyware.


Good luck.