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If I were an insect...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stinkyboy, Nov 22, 2005.

  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    ...I would want to be this:

     

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  2. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    A dung beetle?
     
  3. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    To be clear:

     
  4. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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    Holy walking-sticks, It's like the batman of insects!
     
  5. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I think they try to flip their opponents over, who slowly die on their back. Incredibly brutal.
     
  6. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    It would be even cooler if that was a life size picture!!
     
  7. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    it reminds me of a Gwarr video
     
  8. face

    face Monkey

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    you would think that with such large pinchers they would try to do something cooler, like throw their victim thousands of feet in the air and let them fall to the ground or challenge them to a wrestling match or something
     
  9. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    It would be so much better if it at least kicked other insects in the nuts.
     
  10. face

    face Monkey

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    your right that would be awesome insects kicking each other in the gonads then eating their victims:nuts:
     
  11. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    I think it could use a wok and a fire extinguisher
     
  12. DHS

    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    sweet then i could stomp you out.

    finally
     
  13. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    We can all dream right?
     
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    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    dream, i'm not dreaming
     
  15. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Shouldn't you be on monster.com?