AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAaa......gasp.....AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.....Westy said:
If I were God ....
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Now its midnight and Im completely boofy blitzedWesty said:
A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses Im ready to bitty battle
Im hungry like the wolf but Ill end up tending cattle
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That's such a used up brag. We can't really work with that. If you say you and some dude were with a chick, and he misfired, that would be funny, and something we could work with.MMike said:
And whatever happens next is all a blurMMike said:
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
Youre bound and gagged in a wedding dress
Let me get back to you after the weekend.....
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I really hope that is for DRB's post and not mine.MMike said:
Nope.loco said:I really hope that is for DRB's post and not mine.
BIiiiig plans....I have my own special blend of Red Bull, Full Throttle, Rock Star and Aqua Velva. Drives the chicks wild........
Hang out with my moms hair stylist his name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like thisMMike said:
And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway
And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet
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I think I might have found the chicken f*cker. You ever been to Temple, MMike???
this may be a first , but for one of your nonsensical posts , I actually have to agree with you.loco said:
What if God was one of us?
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacksbinary visions said:
I hate poopin in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because theyre all so damn ugly
Just a slob like one of usbinary visions said:
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
if i were god, N8 would rock the bikerfox skullet for real.
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hahahaha - laughing hysterically.narlus said:
To you homos singing that song, whoever sang it, you are gay.
The drummer from def leppards only got one armloco said:hahahaha - laughing hysterically.
To you homos singing that song, whoever sang it, you are gay.
If God had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If God made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If God made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
Actually, I kind of like the lyrics... at least the first 3 verses, they are kind of thought-provoking.
Artist: Joan Osborne
Song: What If God Was One Of Us
If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)
Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
Artist: Joan Osborne
Song: What If God Was One Of Us
If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)
Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
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Guest
Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand,
and when she shines, she really shows you all she can,
Oh Rio, Rio....
Who am I kidding??? I don't know the words, but I thought I would add a gay song too.
and when she shines, she really shows you all she can,
Oh Rio, Rio....
Who am I kidding??? I don't know the words, but I thought I would add a gay song too.
'hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds'
<to you and your joan osborn lyrics>
It's like a praise when the hell is raised
So demanding and commanding that you all stand dazed
The unbelieving receiving profecy's so true
I cut the head off the devil and I throw it at you
It's like a praise when the hell is raised
So demanding and commanding that you all stand dazed
The unbelieving receiving profecy's so true
I cut the head off the devil and I throw it at you
I got a fistful of money, I'm down with a twist
There's plenty of ways, no way to resist
Every little thing is gonna be fine
What I like is gonna be mine
I got a fistful of money, I'm high at risk
There's plenty of ways, I couldn't resist
Six billion souls, and one urge to live
I got a fistful of money and nothing to give.
There's plenty of ways, no way to resist
Every little thing is gonna be fine
What I like is gonna be mine
I got a fistful of money, I'm high at risk
There's plenty of ways, I couldn't resist
Six billion souls, and one urge to live
I got a fistful of money and nothing to give.