[BurlyShirley]

Could I expect at least a FEW of you to call the guy and ask to speak to ASHLEY?
And when he screams that "THERE IS NO ****ing ASHLEY HERE!" could you maybe say something about Ashley having herpes or some other STD?

Cause if you guys could do that for me, it'd be real cool.


EDIT: Calls in the middle of the night would be best. But anythings worth it really.

 

[kidwoo]

Yes.

Duh.

Gift certificates to local liquor store required though.

 

[bjanga]

depends on the area code

 

[BurlyShirley]

depends on the area code

You pay for long distance? What a sucker! Do you have a rotary phone or something? If I paypal you some quarters, will you go to a booth?

 

[Skookum]

You pay for long distance? What a sucker! Do you have a rotary phone or something? If I paypal you some quarters, will you go to a booth?

Get's pretty boring when you're injured....

 

[BurlyShirley]

Get's pretty boring when you're injured....

I went to work today. Im not so bad. I have this big metal boot thing. I kind of hobble around.

I sold 5 bikes today too. Over 3k. I got a bonus. Sweet.

 

[-dustin]

2 sundays ago, about 5mins before closing time, a girl at the shop sold $10k in 2 bikes - an S-Works Tarmac, and a 5.9 Madone.

 

[BurlyShirley]

2 sundays ago, about 5mins before closing time, a girl at the shop sold $10k in 2 bikes - an S-Works Tarmac, and a 5.9 Madone.

Im not even a sales guy. I just build and do repairs mostly, but no one was in, so I just started helping people out. It was ok, but not something Id like to specialize in.

 

[kidwoo]

Where's my liquor kid?

I have no dignity.

 

[bjanga]

The phone with the blocked # pays. The payphone thing I can do sometime this week.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Where's my liquor kid?

I have no dignity.

Go mix sugar with urine and give it a few days. It'll get you drunk. Just strain it through a loaf of bread first.

Bijinga, this is for simple amusement. You dont have to block the number. So many people are calling this guy, it just doesnt matter anymore.

 

[bjanga]

I was looking at two different bikes the other day, and the sales dude was comparing them, he finished with something like "and for $X,XXX, which is the price of _______, you could have both of these. I had to try real hard not to laugh.

 

[bjanga]

We need someone to record their phone call, on speaker phone. Aim higher BS.

 

[Skookum]

I went to work today. Im not so bad. I have this big metal boot thing. I kind of hobble around.

I sold 5 bikes today too. Over 3k. I got a bonus. Sweet.

Maybe your boot is haunted and hypnotizes people into buying bikes.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Maybe your boot is haunted and hypnotizes people into buying bikes.

I think they just felt sorry that I had to hobble my ass out there to talk to them, so they felt obligated to buy something. Whatever. Maybe theyll fall in love w/ riding. I hope so. I hate to sell garage ornaments.

 

[bjanga]

Maybe they secretly desired the boot thing.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Maybe they secretly desired the boot thing.

It's not really desirable. In fact, its beginning to small like bat feces and cancer. I try to febreze it everyday, but the bacteria there seem to have built up an immunity already. Evolving fast they are.

 

[kidwoo]

Go mix sugar with urine and give it a few days. It'll get you drunk. Just strain it through a loaf of bread first.

Jeezus christ welcome to my twenties you tyke.

Why the fuk do you think I'm soliciting you? It's all about the FLAVOR!!!

I hear coors is made with REAL MOUNTAIN WATER. Not my recycled ramen and meth piss.

POST THE GAWDAMN NUMBER YOU PUSSY!!

 

[chicodude]

Post it ya PUSS!

 

[Dirtjumper999]

Best thread ever. post the number......seriously......now.

 

[V-Dub GTI]

post the number dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BurlyShirley]

tomorrow

im building up the anticipation

 

[bjanga]

do we get pics tomorrow too?

 

[Dirtjumper999]

tomorrow

im building up the anticipation

Come on, wouldn't you like to go to sleep tonight knowing that all of your net-friends are making some guy really pissed off, and be assured that you caused it?......................yeah!

 

[Sherpa]

tomorrow

im building up the anticipation

I'll call the ****. But, whats the story behind this?

 

[BurlyShirley]

I'll call the ****. But, whats the story behind this?

My group of friends, well, one of our friends is this chick named ashley and not that long ago she got a new cell phone but some people didnt have her new number or somehing so they calld herr oldnumber and this dude answered i gues he got her old number as his new number but her number is his or isnt so anyway we just keep calling the guy especcially reallly late a t night when we been drinking alot and tell him about stds and stuff and goes pretty ballistic of the whole thing so i figured the more people that caled the better
not that great of a story but its worth it

 

[Dirtjumper999]

hehehe, thats pretty funny. I'll call. just fill in these blanks with the correct number. _ _ _- _ _ _- _ _ _ _

 

[douglas]

My group of friends, well, one of our friends is this chick named ashley and not that long ago she got a new cell phone but some people didnt have her new number or somehing so they calld herr oldnumber and this dude answered i gues he got her old number as his new number but her number is his or isnt so anyway we just keep calling the guy especcially reallly late a t night when we been drinking alot and tell him about stds and stuff and goes pretty ballistic of the whole thing so i figured the more people that caled the better
not that great of a story but its worth it

wow, you guys are so cool.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and read my drunken posts from the night before and think to myself "I really need to lay off the drunken posting. Man, is that embarrasing."

 

[Echo]

Just so long as you don't post the dude's phone number, that would be harrassment. But I don't see any problem with you posting Ashley's old number.

 

[Konabumm]

Post away I'll call right now

 

[DRB]

Just so long as you don't post the dude's phone number, that would be harrassment. But I don't see any problem with you posting Ashley's old number.

Fantastic...

Post the number and I'll talk ask him in Arabic......

 

[BurlyShirley]

some of you guys need to remove the road seats from your butts. G-zus.

I got to thinking about this, and Im sure one of you bastards would call the guy and be like "Hey this dude posted your # on the innernet and uh, blah blah blah"
and the next thing a I know a truck full of swoll assed lumberjacks shows up at my house...
I'll PM it out.
Who is worthy...?

 

[Dirtjumper999]

choose me BS...........I'll make strange conversation in french and italian. he won't know what to think..


Send it to Loco too.

 

[DRB]

some of you guys need to remove the road seats from your butts. G-zus.

I got to thinking about this, and Im sure one of you bastards would call the guy and be like "Hey this dude posted your # on the innernet and uh, blah blah blah"
and the next thing a I know a truck full of swoll assed lumberjacks shows up at my house...
I'll PM it out.
Who is worthy...?

Just think of some stranger calling you and blathering to you in Arabic......

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ah yes. Different languages would be good. make sure to say at least "herpes" in English tho.

 

[robdamanii]

Just think of some stranger calling you and blathering to you in Arabic......

It would be like talking to Dell customer service.

 

[BurlyShirley]

It would be like talking to Dell customer service.

dude if you have herpes you should see a doctor. Dell customer service isnt so good at medical issues I have heard.

 

[binary visions]

dude if you have herpes you should see a doctor. Dell customer service isnt so good at medical issues I have heard.

He wasn't calling Dell for his herpes... He has dried tiger testicles and special herbs for that.

 

[robdamanii]

He wasn't calling Dell for his herpes... He has dried tiger testicles and special herbs for that.

I was actually looking to replenish my supply. They are in India, are they not?

*last time I talked to them was to order a laptop, and I needed a friggen interpreter*