If you laugh at this, you will go to hell
- Thread starter MMike
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me for teh win
i giggled.
He did make Bill O'Reilly.
bill o'reilly was clearly spawned by a different master.
I loved O'reilly's "I never wanna hear the words Shiite and Sunni again" tirade. Lol!
Did you save me a seat at least?
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
somebody add that as an attachment so I can see it at work
here it is
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i am so getting 3 of my friends and we are finding jesus. that is so unbelievably awesome.
Going to bible study together?
So, MMike, off color jokes about microwaved babies are totally unacceptable and result in deleted threads, but blasphemy is okay in your book? I think you might find many people who see this is equally offensive
I passed this around to all my friends yesterday... hilarious!
I don't think one can compare flippant remarks about baby cooking to a light joke about a religious figure.Going to bible study together?
So, MMike, off color jokes about microwaved babies are totally unacceptable and result in deleted threads, but blasphemy is okay in your book? I think you might find many people who see this is equally offensive
And those who find one equally offensive as the other are weirdos.
I guess baby cooking could be funny in a: "Look at my tattoo! My belly button is the monkey's asshole" sort of way. At best. The sort of thing that makes you get avoided at parties pretty fast.
A light joke about a religious figure? It is to you and me. To someone who takes their religion very seriously, you're making a mockary of the whole foundation of the faith.
In my opinion, anyone who finds either situation extremely offensive is a "weirdo" - somtimes you just have to look at a statement as so completely absurd that it can't possibly be taken seriously. I know some people find things like the baby jokes distasteful... but I don't get it. They're so ridiculous that it's not really something I can take seriously enough to be offended by.
So, the point is that from your point of view, the two things are not comparable. That's only one tiny point of view in the world, though. You wouldn't go into a party spouting dead baby jokes, but you'd be pretty stupid to go into a party making flippant remarks about Jesus, too.
that's pretty funny
(the pic)
(the pic)
Well, I suppose the difference is that there are way more parties going on where the Jesus joke would likely be taken as funny. I think you would agree.
Jokes are jokes and people's feelings are what they are. But there's an element of nature vs. nuture that makes baby killing jokes less funny than religious jokes.
Well, all I know is I get a better turnout if I put microwaved baby as an appetizer on my party menus.
Tossed blasphemy salad doesn't go over nearly as well.
Tossed blasphemy salad doesn't go over nearly as well.
But a baby ACTUALLY WAS put in a microwave an cooked to death. A three week old baby was COOKED to death.
OH!! I get it now!! AGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaa
jesus was a nigger.
Not really. It's making light of some christians morbid fascination with portraying Jesus's death scene and totally ignoring the rest of his life, and his message. Now Heath Sheratt using a picture of jesus on a cross as an avatar, that's blastphemous. Using that image to represent yourself online is the same as taking the lords name in vain.
Been to prison lately?? :biggrin: :biggrin:
You make microwaved baby jesus cry.
Too soon?
Thank you.
Jeez, I give you guys a slow, softball pitch right down the middle and it takes almost 2 hours for someone to respond? Get with it.
I do what a squirrel can....
Personally I prefer the maple syrup.
As opposed to the packing of the nutz?
As opposed to the little grape flavored jelly packets.