[Joe Pozer]

wash your f'ing hands afterwards!!!! I can't believe I have to work with such a pig. We have to punch in a code into a keypad to enter our work area, just my luck I have to punch in my code and open the door after this idiot has already gone in. Needless to say I went straight to the sink to wash my hands once again.

 

[jmeperu]

if you have a digital scale you can weigh youself before and after you go poo and see how much lighter you are.

 

[BMXman]

at my job it's required...out of habit from work I do it everytime I enter a bathroom even if I don't use the facilities...I have been broken

 

[I Are Baboon]

if you have a digital scale you can weigh youself before and after you go poo and see how much lighter you are.

I've done this.

 

[JRB]

I prefer to crap in a bowl and then weigh it. It's more accurate.

 

[jmeperu]

whats you record? mines not too much, like 3lbs. ive heard of some that are like 7lbs. its about time a thread was started about pooping!

 

[Toshi]

mmm orofecal disease transmission

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Carlos, you should take a sh*t on his desk next time.

 

[dhtahoe]

Or call me... I'm just the guy to come do it for ya. Ya know like a crap-o-gram.

 

[yonton228]

3 pounds thats it?? i hit 5 1/2 before

 

[Knuckleslammer]

I like to

A. turn off the water going to the toilet.
B. flush, so there is no water left in the bowl.
c. create a nice island of mud
d. put a mai tai umbrella in the middle of the island

Work doesn't have to be boring.

Knuckle

 

[OGRipper]

I like to

A. turn off the water going to the toilet.
B. flush, so there is no water left in the bowl.
c. create a nice island of mud
d. put a mai tai umbrella in the middle of the island

Work doesn't have to be boring.

Knuckle

I'm really glad I live and work on the other side of the country. Can't say I've ever weighed a load before but damn, 5 pounds! Is that a few days worth or what? I mean jeez, how much do you eat in one sitting?

 

[yonton228]

i ate alot that day, and for dinner i ate at my favorite korean resturant, and to say the least they gave us many kinds on kim chi. and kim chi just cleans your system out. just a quik fact, the average person has between 3-7 pounds of fecal material in there digestive track

 

[SkaredShtles]

I like to

A. turn off the water going to the toilet.
B. flush, so there is no water left in the bowl.
c. create a nice island of mud
d. put a mai tai umbrella in the middle of the island

Work doesn't have to be boring.

Dude! This kicks ass!

-S.S.-

 

[Joe Pozer]

whats you record? mines not too much, like 3lbs. ive heard of some that are like 7lbs. its about time a thread was started about pooping!

I can see dropping 7 pounds after eating a burrito this size

That is one big burrito

 

[Skookum]

Every once in a while i have to take a dump in the woods. i've thought about taking some antibacterial goo with me to wash my hands, but then i just figure what's life without the possibility of rubbing your own poo in your eye once in a while.

 

[-dustin]

dropped 5lbs with one ****? that is amazing.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

dropped 5lbs with one ****? that is amazing.

No.........That's talent

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

yeah that is so sick to see dudes b-line from the stahl to the cubicle

 

[audj]

haha trader joe's sells these little fiber cakes...51% daily value of fiber in each little cupcake. if you want to break some records, they might help.

 

[yonton228]

i just might have to get those fiber cakes and eat as much as i can during the day, ill try to hit 7. that is gigantic compared to my 5 1/2 pounder

 

[laura]

then i just figure what's life without the possibility of rubbing your own poo in your eye once in a while.

amen






.

 

[jmeperu]

so did you hit 7lbs yet?

 

[kinghami3]

Every once in a while i have to take a dump in the woods. i've thought about taking some antibacterial goo with me to wash my hands, but then i just figure what's life without the possibility of rubbing your own poo in your eye once in a while.

It seems like every other time I go up galby I have to take a crap somewhere along the way.

 

[DROP]

i think the max i ve ever reached was 3lbs ad:

 

[-dustin]

so i was thinking about this today while takin' care of biznass.

is that 5lb **** pretty dense, or kinda light and fluffy? a dense 5lb ****...that's gotta give a free enema, huh?

 

[punkassean]

One time after a night of semi-heavy drinking (beer mostly) I crapped a 6+ pounder. I felt like a new man afterwards. I have never matched that accomplishment again. Back in the day, the first couple times I got drunk I would take the hugest craps the next morning. Now it doesn't really do that.

 

[-dustin]

One time after a night of semi-heavy drinking (beer mostly) I crapped a 6+ pounder. I felt like a new man afterwards. I have never matched that accomplishment again. Back in the day, the first couple times I got drunk I would take the hugest craps the next morning. Now it doesn't really do that.

ew....beer ****s are generally pretty nasty.

 

[aznfreerdr08]

this sounds small compared to mister 51/2, but this beats him in the most disguisting. i hit 4lbs when i had the flu. thats a sh1t load of mud. o and it was like 3 in the morning when i did this.

 

[jmeperu]

thats dedication, 3:00 am, sick with the flu, shootin out mud, still has the inner strength to do a pre and post weigh........priceless

 

[punkassean]

ew....beer ****s are generally pretty nasty.

Not this one. This wan't you ordinary bud mud, it was a nice hearty beasty. Very solid and gratifying.

 

[Smelly]

I can see dropping 7 pounds after eating a burrito this size

That is one big burrito

ha! i've found my new sig...

 

[Smelly]

Not this one. This wan't you ordinary bud mud, it was a nice hearty beasty. Very solid and gratifying.

nothing like a gratifying poo. when you aren't getting laid regularly, gratifying poops are about the best thing that happen with your day.

i had a great one this morning. i have one of those old skool toilets (non low flow), and i got it above the water line. didn't get a weigh-in, but must've been well over 5 lbs. took half an hour, too

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

holy crap!!! you people are talking about 5-7 pounders !!!
that gotta be the gay-man´s nirvana...

honestly i cannot see my self pooping out 1 gallon of crap... chit!, my toilet has 1 gallon of water.. i cannot see myself matching the water volume of my toilet with crap...

if crap weights as much as water. then my biggest feat would be 2 pounds.. maybe 2.5 lbs....

6 pounds would be like freaking giving birth!!

 

[Toshi]

holy crap!!! you people are talking about 5-7 pounders !!!
that gotta be the gay-man´s nirvana...

i never knew that goatse dude was on RM...

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

holy chit!!!!! i googled "goatse man".. and found who that dude is, and an interview linked from the wikipedia..

"the pleasure and pain merge into the same feeling -- the pleasure this brings is amazing! Just two days ago I managed to put in a ball 37cm around (that's almost 15)"....

a 10cm (4inch) exhaust would certainly be helpful when pulling out a 7 pounder...

 

[yonton228]

well.... i just made a poo that was almost 6 pounds, just a little under. i made sure i urinated first then weighed myself with a digital scale. after the poo i weighed myself again and found that i lost 5.74 pounds. one day i will hit the elusive 6 pounds!

 

[punkassean]

well.... i just made a poo that was almost 6 pounds, just a little under. i made sure i urinated first then weighed myself with a digital scale. after the poo i weighed myself again and found that i lost 5.74 pounds. one day i will hit the elusive 6 pounds!

is "making a poo" anything like "building a cake"

 

[The Kadvang]

seaner i was in SC today

 

[punkassean]

dudester I was ridzing up at campus for like 3 hours around 12-3... What were you doing?