[DirtMcGirk]

I had a burger, 3 pints of beer and ice cream for dinner.

Now I need a nap.

My girlfriend says that counts as going to bed. I think its just a nap so long as I get up again.

So is this a nap, or am I becoming a senior citizen? And if I am, can I get AARP discounts at 34?

 

[Serial Midget]

Beer and ice cream? You're pregnant.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

We went to this place in Phoenix called the Windsor. Great food. Turns out there was an ice cream shop next door. Again, toasted coconut ice cream is the business.

Though, pregnant would explain my gunt.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Nothing sucks more than falling asleep for a "nap" at 6pm, then waking up at 1am all refreshed and ready to go for nothing at all.

 

[insanitylevel9]

hell im 17 and i take naps at school all the time

 

[dante]

Nothing sucks more than falling asleep for a "nap" at 6pm, then waking up at 1am all refreshed and ready to go for nothing at all.

That's called "jetlag".

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

That's called "jetlag".

I've never flown before....

 

[w00dy]

hell im 17 and i take naps at school all the time

Underage &band

 

[insanitylevel9]

Underage &band

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Is your GF hard of hearing ? Seems like she would have to be to sleep next to the intestinal orchestra lying next to her.



As long as your pants are still on it's a nap.

 

[eric strt6]

Is your GF hard of hearing ? Seems like she would have to be to sleep next to the intestinal orchestra lying next to her.



As long as your pants are still on it's a nap.

and if hers are off it's going to bed

 

[DirtyMike]

If you have to ask.... your becoming a senior citizen

 

[chicodude]

I wouldnt call that a nap, more like a sugar induced GI coma!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I pulled it together and stayed up watching movies about Jesco White. I think I done found me a new hero.

 

[Silver]

A quick line of coke should perk you right up.

 

[stosh]

I usually refer to a nap at that time as a "Disco Nap". Derived from my uncle who would explain to me that he would always rest up before he went out.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I dunno why, but I don't think cocaine is my natural drug of choice. I'm sort of hyper enough as it is. Well, unless I need a nap.

 

[4xBoy]

Usually you complain about not being able to sleep.

Change of seasons, or just a change of underwear.

 

[moff_quigley]

I pulled it together and stayed up watching movies about Jesco White. I think I done found me a new hero.

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of WVA was fascinating in a train wreck sort of way.

 

[stevew]

your girlfriend and dog won't pay any attention to you?

 

[narlus]

I dunno why, but I don't think cocaine is my natural drug of choice. I'm sort of hyper enough as it is. Well, unless I need a nap.

 

[mandown]

had a conversation on this very topic at the office; it is going to bed.

 

[TN]

a nap before going out for the night is a disco nap.
what you described is an old fat guy post dinner nap.

 

[ridiculous]

You got that itis. I'll wake you up when Cosby's on.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I forgot about the itis.

I really am old and fat. Tried to party 3 straight days this weekend, it just wasn't going to happen. Oh to be 21 and pretty again. The things I would have done right...

 

[mandown]

 

[DirtyMike]

I forgot about the itis.

I really am old and fat. Tried to party 3 straight days this weekend, it just wasn't going to happen. Oh to be 21 and pretty again. The things I would have done right...

You have to be pretty the first time for it to be again!!!