[caputo1989]

I would be the nipples because everyone likes nipples.

 

[manziman]

dh girlie's seat.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

hmmmm... Probably a chain, so I could whip someone's ass!!

 

[dh girlie]

why...a DERAILLUER of course!

 

[dh girlie]

dh girlie's seat.

Sorry...that's taken...by loco-gringo...

 

[Zark]

A freehub, I make noisy clicking sounds all the time.

 

[stinkyboy]

dh girlie's seat.

Does it have a sheepskin cover?

 

[Curb Hucker]

I'd be the rigid seatpost getting shoved into an undersized seattube

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I'd be the rigid seatpost getting shoved into an undersized seattube

nice!!

 

[Heidi]

I'd be a bell on a cruiser bike.

 

[arboc!]

id be a star fangled nut, because its the funniest sounding part.

 

[TN]

a ferule.

 

[dexterq20]

A front reflector. They're so shiny!

 

[ridetoofast]

Leigh Donovan's rear shock so when she said she had x # of inches in the rear she'd be talking about me

 

[Reactor]

dh girlie's seat.

Polandspring88 wants that job too....

 

[Reactor]

A crank, stiff hard and 175mm long, baby!

 

[Polandspring88]

Polandspring88 wants thet joob too....

Despite the massacre that is your spelling im willing to bet you mean to say, "Polandspring88 wants that job too...." Correct? You are just trying to get me to say something else that will get me in trouble huh? And make her look like a child molestor too, tisk tisk Reactor, shame on you.

 

[caputo1989]

Gd this is great.

 

[Westy]

Sorry...that's taken...by loco-gringo...

I thought he was your chamois.

 

[H8R]

Leigh Donovan's rear shock so when she said she had x # of inches in the rear she'd be talking about me

Someone please give this post to stickman.

 

[H8R]

I'd be a banana seat. With a sissy bar.

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

King rear hub...I would get to make angry bee noises all day long, and look sexy.

 

[skinny mike]

id be a super monster. im just too much for everyone to handle.

 

[JRB]

Man - just cuz I said I want some of that action doesn't mean I want to be all squished and sweaty.

I would be the fork, cuz forks do lots of forkin'.

 

[caputo1989]

^^^^the fork does get to slide in and out all day long...

 

[skinny mike]

^^^^the fork does get to slide in and out all day long...

all 10 inches of it.

edit: see my first reply.

 

[caputo1989]

why...a DERAILLUER of course!

But why? What is so special about a derailluer?

Everyone likes nipples :dancing:

 

[Thrillkil]

id be a super monster. im just too much for everyone to handle.

I'd be a Karpiel Apocalypse frame - I'd get to go in and out all day... all 13 inches.

 

[Westy]

Kickstand.

 

[dexter]

cable housing all 4-6 feet of it sliding in out (but way way thicker) supprised how many peeps have put the whole slidding thing in

 

[firetoole]

terry bar ends so women would have their hands all over me

 

[hooples3]

I guess handlebars.. i like to be in control

 

[douglas]

Niki's seat

 

[DHS]

Niki's seat

ditto
or her grips.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

Does it have a sheepskin cover?

nope its shaved :heart:

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

I'd be a nokian gazzolodi tire, its all about the girth baby.neak:


now if you painted me silver and put a twist on the end id look like a kick stand

























edit,

not really