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If you were between the ages 14 to 18...

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
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SF, CA
Y'all are full if it. pvssy is pvssy, and you'd all hit it if you knew that no one else would ever know.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Y'all are full if it. pvssy is pvssy, and you'd all hit it if you knew that no one else would ever know.
Of the many problems I have with this statement, I will list only one: the kid made it known to others that he hit it. This kid would've been better off bragging about buying a moped and winning the local Magic tourney.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Of the many problems I have with this statement, I will list only one: the kid made it known to others that he hit it. This kid would've been better off bragging about buying a moped and winning the local Magic tourney.
I'd sooner admit to playing Magic than hitting 'that'.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Y'all are full if it. pvssy is pvssy, and you'd all hit it if you knew that no one else would ever know.

Uh...no. Not if you had a choice. If you had a tray full of fine deli meat, would you choose the fresh tasty stuff or the roast beef that looked like it was dropped on a meth lab floor?

If you desperate and starving...maybe. 1st time does not always mean desperate.


That chick looks like an east Oakland crack whore.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Upon further reflection of what it's like to be 16..........I probably would have hit it then.........in regards to some of the poonanny I did hit around that age.......which was in fact.......anything.

These days being the hot piece of man meat that I am, I have a much more vast selection.......of emotionally depraved 30 somethings.
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
6,649
26
SF, CA
Your job takes up too much of your freetime to explore the vast array of mating options me thinks.
Nah. Obviously we all will always choose the better option... but if it's there and there's nothing else right next to it, and we're hungry, and no one's looking then most of us will, as H8R put it, "eat the roast beef that looked like it was dropped on a meth lab floor."

I'll also add that with my new job, the last 6 months have been the most exploratory of my short life, and no, I wouldn't hit it. I'm just sayin everyone else here would.
 

ktmsx

Monkey
Nov 28, 2005
527
0
CT.
I have never even been drunk enough to hit that....nasty....and I have seen alot better looking crack whores....
 

GumbaFish

Turbo Monkey
Oct 5, 2004
1,747
0
Rochester N.Y.
Hope Club Member #1? (is that actually it lol?)

Back to the task at hand, I would not hit that. But if I was 14 and had to I'd say a 40oz of old english and the brown paper bag that comes with it might get me through it.