[stoney]

Then you were probably around for the Stoney98 login. You also probably remember the stories and horrible things I did through college and while single in the City. Well, God called in his chips and it will be 10-fold retalliation.

Baby Stone will be a girl. Adding that Wifey is banging hot, so baby Stone will likely grow up hot as well. Thankfully I will have 13 or so years to prep for this, but my God... I can only imagine the stress caused by guys like me to fathers. Although I will find out soon enough...

 

[Mr Jones]

hehehe... that's why they invented 12guage tazer rounds

 

[lovebunny]

congrats! and youre fvcked! just remember, the ones with the most controlling dads were the craziest once they got to college

 

[DirtMcGirk]

1. No photos of the wife, no proof.
2. I had a friend in your same predicament. He had me come in the first weekend his little girl had her first date. I got her potential suitor to piss himself. I'll spare you the details, but I will say I was in a pair of cut off shorts, no undies, a wife beater and shrimping/gator boots. It got the job done.

 

[BadDNA]

With a boy you only have to worry about one penis; with a girl you have to worry about them all. Have fun and congratulations!

 

[jonKranked]

I know who i'm gonna call in 2030

 

[ICEBALL585]

I know how you feel dude. My wife and I find out next week what our baby is gonna be. Even my wife is hoping it's a boy cause she was more of a tomboy as a kid and we'll both be lost if we have a prissy girl.

I keep hoping karma will not come back to bite me.

 

[TreeSaw]

LOL! We're expecting our 2nd girl in May and I can safely say, girls are more fun anyway! Actually, our daughter is quite the tomboy so we're good in that respect (and she is almost 6 so she doesn't like boys yet).

Congratulations by the way! When is your wife due?

 

[jonKranked]

damn, its like everyone's gettin busy. found out at christmas that my sister is preggo too.

 

[JetTeach]

Eh, try having FIVE daughters.

 

[4xBoy]

I have met his G/F in the real world, good looking, good personality, didn't see what fault she had that made her stay with him though.

 

[Nick]

Congrats!

 

[Scrub]

Congrats

 

[jonKranked]

Eh, try having FIVE daughters.

a buddy of mine was similar to stoney, but wound up with 3 daughters. youngest 2 are twins. all within a year and a half of each other. after the twins, he got snipped.

 

[local717]

I'm in the same boat... My daughter turns 2 this may and is in love with boys already! And if she ends up with the sexual appetite I had/have I'm in so much trouble!

I heard an interview of Chris Rock one time, and he said "only true pimps have daughters."

 

[Beef Supreme]

Eh, try having FIVE daughters.

This comment has me considering a 2nd vasectomy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I'll vouch for the wife. Your hosed.

 

[stoney]

Due in June. And as Pesqueeb and 4xBoy can attest, I'm screwed.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Best quote I heard in regards to my 1mo old niece: "I hate to be the poor fvck that has to deal with her pissed off dad and uncle"

 

[jdcamb]

If you're a good enough Dad, then you'll have nothing to worry about. You will be fine.....

 

[Polandspring88]

At least it's not a boy, then you'd have to worry about circumsizing his hoodie.

Congrats btw.

 

[stoney]

If you're a good enough Dad, then you'll have nothing to worry about. You will be fine.....

Yeah... all the girls I dated had great Dad's too...

 

[jimmydean]

Congrats, and it is payback for past fathers. I got a girl, as did my buddy Tim. Joe, who was a good boy, got himself a boy. Go figure. Man up and be the father you didn't like the most.

 

[dhmike]

Congrats !

 

[4xBoy]

Btw congrats!

 

[-BB-]

Then you were probably around for the Stoney98 login. You also probably remember the stories and horrible things I did through college and while single in the City. Well, God called in his chips and it will be 10-fold retalliation.

Baby Stone will be a girl. Adding that Wifey is banging hot, so baby Stone will likely grow up hot as well. Thankfully I will have 13 or so years to prep for this, but my God... I can only imagine the stress caused by guys like me to fathers. Although I will find out soon enough...

As long as she doesn't get too many of Dad's genes...

 

[-BB-]

At least it's not a boy, then you'd have to worry about circumsizing his hoodie.

Congrats btw.

I haven't actually LOL'd in a while. This post made me though.
+ rep

 

[Toshi]

I was going to make a hoodie joke, but I see that I've been beaten to the punch. Congrats, Mark.

 

[Westy]

Make sure to give her a name that gives her something to work towards, preferably with a unique spelling: Candi, Krystal, Barbee, Silikone...

 

[I Are Baboon]

Congrats, Joker!

 

[cecil]

Teach her right from wrong be honest about your past and let her be who she is going to be btw My daughter is 12

 

[Serial Midget]

Congratulations! Raise her well, build her self esteem so she'll see the value of avoiding guys like you.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Just sayin...

 

[sanjuro]

Could be a tranny.

 

[H8R]

My daughter is 20. She's a fantastic person.

Congrats Joker. Treat her kind, teach her independance and to not be a "princess". She'll be fine.

 

[TN]

HAHA! That is what you get for breeding, an offspring that bleeds vaginally once a month, has moods, can get pregnant, will eventually hate you & cost you around $300k!!!!
Sucker.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
Baby Stone will be a girl. Adding that Wifey is banging hot, so baby Stone will likely grow up hot as well. Thankfully I will have 13 or so years to prep for this

You haven't seen 3rd grade girls lately, have you?

Congrats, holmes! It's a fun ride...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Best quote I heard in regards to my 1mo old niece: "I hate to be the poor fvck that has to deal with her pissed off dad and uncle"

As someone pointed out earlier - she'll be very popular in college...

 

[stoney]

HAHA! That is what you get for breeding, an offspring that bleeds vaginally once a month, has moods, can get pregnant, will eventually hate you & cost you around $300k!!!!
Sucker.

Dude. You have a dog and a bike, and will never be GFF. Wait until your better half decides it's time for the genetic jump start. You'll be experiencing it too.

 

[rockofullr]

Dude. You have a dog and a bike, and will never be GFF.

That's a really weird thing to say to someone.