I'll see your Scottish Joke with a song and raise you an Irish one...

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  1. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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  2. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    An Irishman is sitting in a bar, enjoying a beer. A drunk old guy walks up to him, and says to him "I screwed your mother last night. Shes the best piece of a$$ in all the town". He ignores him, and continues to drink. The drunk continues "I am heading over to nail her right now". He continues to ignore him. The drunk continues, "You oughta see her ass...". At this point the Irishman turns to him and says "Go home Dad, you're drunk again!"