[ncrider]

Hi my names ncrider and I'm a proud RM-aholic!

It all started by asking a few innocent newbie questions like how to clean my brakes or where to ride. Then it grew into a strange fascination with all things riding related. From there my addiction morphed into a competitive desire to no longer be a grasshopper, chimp, and monkey. Months and months of being a post whore ensued fullfilling my addiction one post at a time. Along the way I picked up vast knowledge (some useful, most worthless), e-friends, and was able to hook up with tons of Socal monkeys. I'd like to thank all the monkeys who have entertained me enough to dull the pain of being at work. You guys make me laugh, spit food all over my desk, and get flaming pissed, but I love all of it. My RM addiction has made me become a secret commando poster on my quest to 1K. It's like crack.

So when did you accept the fact that your addicted too?

 

[chicodude]

About 6 month ago.

Nice title

 

[robdamanii]

Wow. It only took me about a dozen posts.

The lounge guys are great to bust balls with.

 

[mwill]

Same here, I'm addicted and I haven't even had time to get a cool avatar!

 

[Ciaran]

Buncha crack addicts.

I knew I was addicted when I stopped using the bookmark and just made RM my homepage.

 

[gigapower]

i'm happy here.

 

[Zark]

Hey crack head, come up and ride in SB soon, beat the S.D. heat

Ohh yeah. My name is Zark and I'm an RM addict.
If it weren't for RM and bad 80's metal bands I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

 

[JRB]

Buncha crack addicts.

I knew I was addicted when I stopped using the bookmark and just made RM my homepage.

just at home though.

 

[I Are Baboon]

You sick bastards need help.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

You sick bastards need help.

No doubt, they all need a life :

 

[Curb Hucker]

Ohh yeah. My name is Zark and I'm an RM addict.
If it weren't for RM and bad 80's metal bands I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

Hey what you wrote is a good template

Ohh yeah. My name is Zark and I'm an Alcohol addict.
If it weren't for Beer and women I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

 

[ncrider]

Hey crack head, come up and ride in SB soon, beat the S.D. heat

Yeah it's crazy hot down here, I def. need some coastal shuttle runs and mexi food. Maybe next weekend.

 

[Zark]

Hey what you wrote is a good template

Ha!
I wrote one for you

My name is CurbHucker and I'm a jailbait addict.
If it weren't for underage women I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Ha!
I wrote one for you

My name is CurbHucker and I'm a jailbait addict.
If it weren't for underage women I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

A more accurate version for Don.


My name is CurbHucker and I like boy's when I drink.
If it weren't for naked boy's drinking I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not.

 

[Ciaran]

Hi, my name is Zark and I need a custom title...


Pick me up on the way up there Conrad. I could use some coastal fog myself.

 

[Curb Hucker]

Ha!
I wrote one for you

My name is CurbHucker and I'm a jailbait addict.
If it weren't for underage women I might actually be a productive member of society! Well, maybe not

Thanks for reminding me how many times i could have been arested for what i've done

oh ya and Brian, You're stuck with one woman for the rest of your life :eviltongu

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Thanks for reminding me how many times i could have been arested for what i've done

oh ya and Brian, You're stuck with one woman for the rest of your life :eviltongu

Maybe so, but she's kinda good looking, so I'll stick with her.

 

[douglas]

Maybe so, but she's kinda good looking, so I'll stick with her.

"kinda" .....nice

 

[Brian HCM#1]

"kinda" .....nice

I think she's good looking, not bad for 40 :heart:

Kinda poor quality pic. She cut her hair about 6 months ago.

 

[dh girlie]

I think she's good looking, not bad for 40 :heart:

Kinda poor quality pic. She cut her hair about 6 months ago.

Julie is a beeeautiful lady...

and why did you cut your mug outta the picture?

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

It took my about a year, until i got my first internship, and i was sitting in front of a computer all day with nothing to do...i went from being a monkey to a turbo monkey fast

best board on the net eventhough we are very clicky :evil:

 

[bluebug32]

I'm proud to announce that since I discovered Ride Monkey last spring, I've hardly gotten anything done at work.

 

[OGRipper]

Meh, RM is just one more vice to add to my list.

 

[ncrider]

I like the new avatar OG. Arrogant bastard ale manufactured just a few miles from where I work.

here's one for you:
Hi my name is OGRipper and I'm a Vpfree-aholic.

 

[JRB]

I like the new avatar OG. Arrogant bastard ale manufactured just a few miles from where I work.

here's one for you:
Hi my name is OGRipper and I'm a Vpfree-aholic.

I have a bad ass pic that I would take Milo down for, but the bearer of the boobs won't let me.

 

[hooples3]

i look forward to signing onto RM everyday to see what people have to say. Its a cool place to hangout and get information, some of it is actually useful!!!!
It became even better after meeting some of you at Jim thorpe, theres nothing like putting a face to a name esp when they cool people. I look forward to tommorrow

 

[lovebunny]

conrad, you just discovered this addiction? you need help. crack addict

 

[ncrider]

conrad, you just discovered this addiction? you need help. crack addict

I went threw all the natural stages of addiction, you know like, denial, anger, blame, and then I finally just accepted it.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Julie is a beeeautiful lady...

and why did you cut your mug outta the picture?

Cause I'm ugly.

 

[slowSSer]

You sick bastards need help.

so, 20,000+ posts, supermoderator, namesake, and creating the forking site makes you what? hmm. crack dealer! 1st time's free, then hooked for life.

oh- yeah- Hi, my names SlowSSer, and I'm an RM addict. but as I'm a pseudo functioning member of the working society (to make it worse, white collar), Lurking and the occasional post is all I'm down to. the withdrawls are killing me off......just like a crack addict!

 

[JRB]

Yeah - I gotta get more work done during the days. I will become scarce for a month or two, likely. hahahaha - ncrider gots a new title.

 

[Changleen]

I'm addicted to arguing in the PD forum. I'm trying to get out in to the lounge a bit more. It's not helping.