[RUFUS]

Water works wonders, I did a 10 mile hike at the dead sea a few years back, 115 sucks, but water does wonders.

Doesn't always help. You can exhaust yourself in the heat faster than your body can hydrate.
Try 40lbs of camera gear, 50lbs of body armor, full ABU's in Iraq in 120* heat for 12 hours. I drank GALLONS of water a day and still had heat exhaustion a few times in my 5 deployments.

But back to you!!!

 

[Westy]

I think it would be great if the mods could create a new forum where people can ask TehMontasheu advice Dear Abby style.

 

[Serial Midget]

Dear Tooshu - I have these sores on my wang, should i tell my wife or just keep doing it in the dark?

 

[Ciaran]

Dear Moosheu,

I am thinking of getting a tatteu. Should I get it done in the back alley or in some dudes bedroom?

 

[DirtyMike]

I'm at work.....as is Da Peach ( I assume)

Alas, yes. Nice day too...

Oh thats right, you dont get the fourth off.... Yall are north of the border

 

[DirtyMike]

Water works wonders, I did a 10 mile hike at the dead sea a few years back, 115 sucks, but water does wonders.



Screw hikers (runners more specifically), I was on a pedaling to the top of some single track on a fire road on saturday, when 2 runners headphones in come running around the corner. The chick on the inside (the side me and my buddy were riding on single file) screams "you need to call out, and ride single file" Then I simple stated "Ma'am you counted to 2 wrong, and if you hadn't had your music on too loud you would have heard our bikes cumming around the blind corner."

Yeah..... I like my trails staying open for riding....... Being an asshole to hikers is a great way to get that changed.

 

[Ciaran]

Oh thats right, you dont get the fourth off.... Yall are north of the border

I'm working too. But I get holiday pay.

 

[RUFUS]

Water works wonders, I did a 10 mile hike at the dead sea a few years back, 115 sucks, but water does wonders.



Screw hikers (runners more specifically), I was on a pedaling to the top of some single track on a fire road on saturday, when 2 runners headphones in come running around the corner. The chick on the inside (the side me and my buddy were riding on single file) screams "you need to call out, and ride single file" Then I simple stated "Ma'am you counted to 2 wrong, and if you hadn't had your music on too loud you would have heard our bikes cumming around the blind corner."

NSFW

"...bikes cumming around the blind corner."

 

[DirtyMike]

I'm working too. But I get holiday pay.

Nice, I had the option myself but noone goes to get their vehicles fixe don the fourth of July..... I took my hoilday pay and got **** done at home.

 

[HAB]

I have a wall on retaineur.

ftfy.

 

[Ciaran]

Can a mod change his user name to Montasheu?

Maybe just the custom title?

 

[HAB]

Can a mod change his user name to Montasheu?

This. Please please please do it.

 

[TheMontashu]

NSFW

"...bikes cumming around the blind corner."

and we were on the right side, riding single file at about 10 MPH, she was on the wrong side of the road.

 

[TheMontashu]

Doesn't always help. You can exhaust yourself in the heat faster than your body can hydrate.
Try 40lbs of camera gear, 50lbs of body armor, full ABU's in Iraq in 120* heat for 12 hours. I drank GALLONS of water a day and still had heat exhaustion a few times in my 5 deployments.

But back to you!!!

That's not a bike ride now is it!!!!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Can a mod change his user name to Montasheu?

Maybe just the custom title?

This. Please please please do it.

 

[DirtyMike]

Can a mod change his user name to Montasheu?

Maybe just the custom title?

This. Please please please do it.

Hell yeah....... Im in for fourths on this one..... COme oin BV, make us proud!!!

 

[jonKranked]

dear lord this thread is still going?

 

[Pesqueeb]

dear lord this thread is still going?

Everybody loves a trainwreck.

 

[mandown]

dear lord this thread is still going?

It seure is.

 

[MikeD]

NSFW

"...bikes cumming around the blind corner."

Not everyone's bike is a moaner or a screamer, you know.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I have something like 47 lawyers numbers in my phone.
I'm dating one.
I am one.
And the rest are people I go to happy hours with.

I win as the biggest looser on RM of all times.

 

[MikeD]

Can a mod change his user name to Montasheu?

Maybe just the custom title?

Username yes.

Custom title "Pourly Tatteued Jeu"

 

[stoney]

I have something like 47 lawyers numbers in my phone.
I'm dating one.
I am one.
And the rest are people I go to happy hours with.

I win as the biggest looser on RM of all times.

Not a loser in that sense. Just the monkey who happens to do business with the dredge of society; hence your friends are others who do business with said dredges. Everybody needs someone in their role to commiserate with.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Username yes.

Custom title "Pourly Tatteued Jeu"

Ok, this isn't going to end well, but can I suggest his next tattoo?

I hear yellow stars are big on Jews as tattoos these days.

 

[stoney]

Ok, this isn't going to end well, but can I suggest his next tattoo?

I hear yellow stars are big on Jews as tattoos these days.

It's funny because it's so wrong.

Hey Mooshu - What's your #?

 

[MikeD]

It's funny because it's so wrong.

Hey Mooshu - What's your #?

OMFG. Are you asking to see his forearm?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I think I just reupped my acceptance into Hell.

 

[stevew]

Ok, this isn't going to end well, but can I suggest his next tattoo?

I hear yellow stars are big on Jews as tattoos these days.

are you suggesting making it look like a nautical star?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

are you suggesting making it look like a nautical star?

No, not really.

Here I go again, getting in line for the short bus to hell...

NSFW

 

[moff_quigley]

Blessed Lord and merciful Jesus please forgive me for laughing. Amen.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Custom title "Pourly Tatteued Jeu"

Changed my mind, I like this one better.

 

[rockofullr]

lol the butthurt in this thread goes to 11

 

[Ciaran]

Username yes.

Custom title "Pourly Tatteued Jeu"

Nice!

C'mon mods. Please. pretty please. with sugar on top.

 

[drkenan]

Oh my...

rep overload.

 

[mandown]

 

[MMike]

Soooo....it's been a few days now....are his parents actually in trouble? Is the insurance co. stepping up?

The suspense is just KILLING me....

No really. it is.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Nice!

C'mon mods. Please. pretty please. with sugar on top.

We'll give you his jew gold if you make it happen!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Not everyone's bike is a moaner or a screamer, you know.

Some squirt out of tight spots...

 

[DirtyMike]

I have something like 47 lawyers numbers in my phone.
I'm dating one.
I am one.
And the rest are people I go to happy hours with.

I win as the biggest looser on RM of all times.

Username yes.

Custom title "Pourly Tatteued Jeu"

Changed my mind, I like this one better.

I PMED BV this morning, maybe if everyone else does, it will happen!!!

 

[TheMontashu]

It's funny because it's so wrong.

Hey Mooshu - What's your #?

shoot me a PM and i'll buy you a beer, I've told you that before

Ok, this isn't going to end well, but can I suggest his next tattoo?

I hear yellow stars are big on Jews as tattoos these days.

That's next on the list!!!! thanks for the idea, I'm going to postpone the lego pirate ninja battle on my feet