[loco-gringo]

I move that we form forces and threaten to strike, bringing the usefulness of Ridemonkey to a screeching halt, if someone doesn't get off of their duff and give Jeremy R a title indicating his unsurpassed knack for the ultimate humor at the bang of a keystroke.

WHO'S WITH ME???

RALLY!!!

 

[skinny mike]

yeah i don't really know how he hasn't gotten a custom title yet. maybe it's because no mod is witty enough to bestow a title worthy of jeremy r upon him.

 

[BigMike]

I'm there, as long as there is a monkey to drive the getaway van!

 

[blue]

You'd think with all the ridiculous car threads I've fired up in the past year...

 

[stosh]

There are some funny people on RM but Jermery R surpasses them all by FAR!!!!!!!!!

 

[PatBranch]

After I've taken time out of my life contributing this forum daily, I still don't have one... after over 7,000 frikken posts!!!! The least they could do is pay me...

 

[douglas]

Huh? Who is Jermery R?

 

[Wumpus]

Huh? Who is Jermery R?

Is that you, Konabum?

 

[binary visions]

yeah i don't really know how he hasn't gotten a custom title yet. maybe it's because no mod is witty enough to bestow a title worthy of jeremy r upon him.

That's pretty much it. "Most hilarious monkey" isn't funny or witty. Jeremy needs a title as funny as he is.

At this rate he's going to need a title of "inciting a revolt" though.

Incidentally, uprisings will be dealt with quickly and bloodily.

 

[loco-gringo]

<snip>

Incidentally, uprisings will be dealt with quickly and bloodily.

Exactly. We aren't planning on being easy on anyone.

 

[Greyhound]

My vote for custom title would be "Witty"

Hmmm....say that word a couple of times over and over again.....witty....witty.....witty. Starts to sound wierd.

 

[loco-gringo]

I'm really on board for "Ms America", but anything funny will suffice. Some thing's gotta give though.

 

[jimmydean]

I'm there, as long as there is a monkey to drive the getaway van!

"Where's the f@cking van!?!?" That would be awesome.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

"Where's the f@cking van!?!?" That would be awesome.

"And I want to get shot in the leg...right here...it stings a little but still makes me feel cool. And I just keep looking at the blood going, 'No no no no!!'....Where's the VAN!?!?!"

Awesome, indeed.

 

[jimmydean]

"And I want to get shot in the leg...right here...it stings a little but still makes me feel cool. And I just keep looking at the blood going, 'No no no no!!'....Where's the VAN!?!?!"

Awesome, indeed.

See? EVERY guy wants to be part of a heist.

Speaking of heist, I think this poor thread has fallen victim. irate2:

 

[SkaredShtles]

You don't VOTE for kings...

 

[Westy]

This uprising will never be as successful as this one
http://www.economictrends.org/forums/showthread.php?t=168301&highlight=choir+boy

It resulted in a new custom title and eventually scaring OMGF away for some reason.

 

[CKxx]

In reference to killer asteroids...

F**k nature.
...
I got killer bike rides to go on, sex to have and ice cream to eat.
I don't have time to care about asteroids.

This recent gem had made me Laugh (OL, even).

 

[urbaindk]

This uprising will never be as successful as this one
http://www.economictrends.org/forums/showthread.php?t=168301&highlight=choir+boy

It resulted in a new custom title and eventually scaring OMGF away for some reason.

Too much talk of pork, I suppose.

 

[loco-gringo]

I also want to know why skinny mike is not "chicken f*#ker"???

 

[Wumpus]

I also want to know why skinny mike is not "chicken f*#ker"???

I think you have skinny confused with this dude.

 

[skinny mike]

I also want to know why skinny mike is not "chicken f*#ker"???

wait, what? you lost me with that one.

if anything i should be "the og of ridemonkey".

 

[Secret Squirrel]

wait, what? you lost me with that one.

if anything i should be "the og of ridemonkey".

Look at the last post of this thread...

 

[skinny mike]

Look at the last post of this thread...

jesus christ that's an old thread. but i believe that giving me a custom title from that would violate statute 37b of the custom title laws being that it has been almost a year since i made that post.

once again, i should be known as the og of ridemonkey from now on... :biggrin:

 

[loco-gringo]

Uhm...where are we at on this???

 

[binary visions]

Uhm...where are we at on this???

Jesus, you guys are pathetic. Greyhound wants "witty" and you just want "anything funny" - you wonder why the dude has no custom title, when you people suggest misbegotten ideas like these.

Besides, who am I to presume to label the master?

 

[loco-gringo]

Jesus, you guys are pathetic. Greyhound wants "witty" and you just want "anything funny" - you wonder why the dude has no custom title, when you people suggest misbegotten ideas like these.

Besides, who am I to presume to label the master?

Like I said, if nothing else, go with "Ms America". It is a title that is sought after and he is the strongest proponent for beauty pageants here.

Don't make this think ugly if it doesn't have to be.

 

[I Are Baboon]

As with any successful organization, upper management does not give two turds what you want.

 

[loco-gringo]

You call this pig's nut of a mess a successful organization???

btw - I don't think "payroll" really rates as upper management here.

Now get to labeling him before it gets ugly.

The only way I know it will work is for him to drop at Whistler in a mini and f*#k me boots, and I really can't afford his plane fare right now.

 

[MMike]

You don't VOTE for kings...

Well 'ow d'you become king then?

 

[I Are Baboon]

btw - I don't think "payroll" really rates as upper management here.

That's just my day job. By night, I help carve out the monkey to my liking. And my liking does not include meeting the "demands" of the green crap that's stuck to the bottom of the ridemonkey garbage can.

 

[skinny mike]

anyone else noticing how bogey is trying to go on this crusade all alone? his new title should be tiananmen square dude.

 

[moff_quigley]

Jeremy R = God of Ridemonkey

 

[loco-gringo]

Dammit.

 

[I Are Baboon]

anyone else noticing how bogey is trying to go on this crusade all alone? his new title should be tiananmen square dude.

 

[loco-gringo]

That's it. If I get my 43rd title before Jeremy R gets one, I am quitting the shop and going back to a desk.

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!

 

[loco-gringo]

anyone else noticing how bogey is trying to go on this crusade all alone? his new title should be tiananmen square dude.

Shaddup, Chicken F*#ker.

 

[binary visions]

Promise?

 

[skinny mike]

Promise?

 

[loco-gringo]

Promise?

Apparently I got called on it. oster_oops:

We are about to get DSL at the shop though.