So tonight I volunteered at a fundraising event for local hospital. I told this girl that I'd try to be there between 6 and 6:15p. Anyway, so the power went out at work, I had to stay late, blah blah blah, I got to the event at around 7p. I went up to the girl and her group, and she kindly asked where I've been. I said, "Hi, people like me because I'm polite and rarely late." Out of 5 girls, only one had to excuse herself because she couldn't stop laughing...booyah.
As bad as Anchorman is, some of the lines are funny as isht.