[dh girlie]

Why lie, look at it this way for all you young kids out there.....If you boast about the size of your Johnson (thats funny Don Johnson) and you end up with a chick who actualy knows what the hell she's doing, you'll be the bud of her jokes to her friends. If you say your small, theres not a high expectation when she see's it. Plus she may be very pleasantly supprised

it's the ole bait and switch.

 

[dh girlie]

i have heard that don's got a big johnson.

ewww...I don't wanna think about don johnsons johnson EVER

 

[mack]

shaving itches...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

it's the ole bait and switch.

Kinda, but then again who knows. I remember a few years back I made the comment in front of Julie's mom & sister that she should get new boobs, her mom told me why don't I get a penis implant then. I told her as soon as Julie stops saying ouch, I would.

 

[SkaredShtles]

shaving itches...

Goddammit - *ENOUGH* with the shaving talk. :mumble:

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> her mom told me why don't I get a penis implant then. I told her as soon as Julie stops saying ouch, I would.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Take that, Mum.

-S.S.-

 

[llkoolkeg]

Chances are that's the only way the guy in that vid ever gets to display his penis to females...unless in a sisterly sort of rainbow way.

Waxing your genitals. What a bonesmuggler.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>What a bonesmuggler.

Goddam - that's *another* perfect custom title for Mack.

Where do you come up with these. It's good material, man!

-S.S.-