My buddy in Vegas somehow talked me into running for Mayor of Las Vegas. If you're local, please vote for me, even if it is a sham attempt at getting elected. I will enact Monkey friendly laws, erect a Colonade somewhere in Vegas, and will promise to keep it to less than 4 intern scandals per month. Thank you for your support. You can find my candidate page over on Facebook, 'cause we're awesome like that.