[MMike]

This email just arrived......ridiculous.

I'm waiting for the assembly day when a group of hip and cool teens do skits and sing songs to keep us off drugs....
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Health & Safety Committee Monthly Day



In keeping with this month's H&S theme of "My physical fitness and well-being", a special activity, organized by the Health & Safety Committee, will be taking place tomorrow, February 23.



Here's what's happening: VASY, the blue mascot you see in the posters on the Health and Safety Department's bulletin boards, will be visiting tomorrow between 11:00 am and 3:00 pm. You are invited to drop by the Employee Dining Room, between 11:00 am and 1:00 pm, to meet VASY and discuss some of your good lifestyle habits with him. VASY will then take a tour of the plant and offices to show you some special exercises.



So please come and say hello to VASY tomorrow, Thursday, in the Employee Dining Room, between 11:00 am and 1:00 pm. For more information, please consult this address:

 

[kinghami3]

So.... will you?

 

[kidwoo]

Is VASY the vasectomy mascot?

He's here to tell you that too many kids leads to poor sleep and diminished health.

 

[MudGrrl]

well... someone's probably happy that they have a paying job to be a mascot..............



other than that.... this is ridiculous.



I think you should attend and ask absurd questions.

 

[justsomeguy]

I would suggest combining VASY with goatse via photoshop and then printing, and then wearing, your very own tee shirt to this exciting event.

You need to come up with some catchy phrase like "VASY takes it up the butt for health!"

 

[kidwoo]

"VOATSEY's here to show you where true health starts........on the inside."

 

[-dustin]

 

[MMike]

Any blue freak comes near me tomorrow, I'll be kicking him in the nards....

 

[Secret Squirrel]

This must be a Canation thing....yeesh...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

This email just arrived......ridiculous.

I'm waiting for the assembly day when a group of hip and cool teens do skits and sing songs to keep us off drugs....
*******************

Health & Safety Committee Monthly Day



In keeping with this month's H&S theme of "My physical fitness and well-being", a special activity, organized by the Health & Safety Committee, will be taking place tomorrow, February 23.



Here's what's happening: VASY, the blue mascot you see in the posters on the Health and Safety Department's bulletin boards, will be visiting tomorrow between 11:00 am and 3:00 pm. You are invited to drop by the Employee Dining Room, between 11:00 am and 1:00 pm, to meet VASY and discuss some of your good lifestyle habits with him. VASY will then take a tour of the plant and offices to show you some special exercises.



So please come and say hello to VASY tomorrow, Thursday, in the Employee Dining Room, between 11:00 am and 1:00 pm. For more information, please consult this address:

Reminds me, vaguely, of the South Park episode with the Sexual Harassment Panda....You could be the one to show VASY to the Land of the Misfit Mascots in the building behind the local FOE....

Why not just disseminate a company wide email with an attached powerpoint presentation outlining that it's bad to take it in the a$$ from horses.....

 

[Tenchiro]

 

[Secret Squirrel]

That's wrong on about 10,000 levels.....

 

[BurlyShirley]

Whoa!
That reminds me of that show called "Lazy Town" that comes on Nick Jr. with that chick who is really hot, but like 12 years old.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Whoa!
That reminds me of that show called "Lazy Town" that comes on Nick Jr. with that chick who is really hot, but like 12 years old.

Again...that is wrong on about 10,000 levels....

 

[Rip]

Wait MMike has finally gone back to school?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Wait MMike has finally gone back to school?

Well, they say that you can't repeat the 4th grade 11 times...MMike proved that that saying was false.