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site moron
Jul 5, 2006
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so get my jetta today, first time out found my favourite twisty road. its low traffic and oodles of fun. so i let loose in my jetta. did a dowhill into a flat turn to fast and road a snowbank like a wallride. missed a telephone pole by maybe a foot and cracked the front bumper of the car. waiting for my friend in a pickup with a toe bar he was literaly two seconds away when a cop pulls up. 2 point ticket for careless driving. my parents arent happy
 

Austin Bike

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Jan 26, 2003
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Duh, Austin
NASCAR is for wimps - I drove formula one when I was in monaco:



We were there the week after the race and the track was still set up. After about 3 laps we realized we weren't the only ones driving the circuit.

And I didn't smash the car into a snowbank, so 2 extra points there.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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You're not like a NASCAR driver, you're like a feckless twit.
no, he's exactly like a nascar driver.... horrendous grammar, inbred, poor taste in fashion, AND he lives on a farm. With goats. How do rednecks practice safe sex? They mark the goats that kick. PSP still hasn't learned this lesson.
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
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Over there somewhere.
Am I going to have to get a clear rubber bubble to put around my car now? Now that he's driving and has a car and in the same state, I'm kind of afraid to leave my house.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
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You fvcked up your lower valance too. At least the car is so ugly it doesn't matter. I would've killed to have that car, or one comparable when I was your age...your parents should sell it.

Idiot.
 

skinny mike

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Jan 24, 2005
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wow, you are an idiot. i hope your parents take the car away from you before you hurt yourself or someone else.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Maybe it's just me, but I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to post a thread like this if I were you.





Grow the fvck up. You're lucky noone got hurt or killed.
 

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site moron
Jul 5, 2006
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ok my biggest problem with that turn was this. the car is a standard trans, i have been driving a standard trans with my pops for over a year now, and on the tractor (its a lot different) for 5 or so years now. i have never had to try "saving" the car in that situation before. i gave my best, and i did get lucky.
 

skinny mike

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Jan 24, 2005
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ok my biggest problem with that turn was this. the car is a standard trans, i have been driving a standard trans with my pops for over a year now, and on the tractor (its a lot different) for 5 or so years now. i have never had to try "saving" the car in that situation before. i gave my best, and i did get lucky.
huh? so you blew out the turn because the car is a manual, yet you have been driving with standard transmissions for a while?
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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The extraction probably went something like this:

I like that it didn't occur to them that pulling it through the biggest part of the snow bank might not have been the best way to go about that. Idiots.