im like a nascar driver

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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    so get my jetta today, first time out found my favourite twisty road. its low traffic and oodles of fun. so i let loose in my jetta. did a dowhill into a flat turn to fast and road a snowbank like a wallride. missed a telephone pole by maybe a foot and cracked the front bumper of the car. waiting for my friend in a pickup with a toe bar he was literaly two seconds away when a cop pulls up. 2 point ticket for careless driving. my parents arent happy
     
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  2. jebfour

    jebfour Turbo Monkey

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    I must say, you do provide a lot of quality material to work with around here...
     
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    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    Well duh, you were driving like a Nascar driver. Everyone knows they can only drive in perfectly dry conditions. I assume the turn you slid off of was also to the right, something else Nascar drivers struggle with.

    You need to be more like a WRC rally driver. Here do some studying.
    WRC in Norway day 1
    WRC in Norway day 2
    WRC in Norway day 3
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    i'm just speculating here...


    ..but i assume you didnt by your Jetta
     
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  7. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    This is gonna be a fun thread
     
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  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    NASCAR uses rwd cars.

    You are more like a euro jackass.
     
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    The extraction probably went something like this:

     
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    From the thread's title, I thought you maybe picked up some of this:

    Nascar Cologne!!!:clapping:

    toby
     
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    NASCAR is for wimps - I drove formula one when I was in monaco:



    We were there the week after the race and the track was still set up. After about 3 laps we realized we weren't the only ones driving the circuit.

    And I didn't smash the car into a snowbank, so 2 extra points there.
     
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    You're not like a NASCAR driver, you're like a feckless twit.
     
  13. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    dude!

    Harsh!


    :clapping:
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    bumper with scratches

    the wallride

    damn close call i just missed the pole

    damnit my rim is bent up

    toed home

    my ticket :(
     
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    Guess you didn't have your bigger tires yet, huh?
     
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    Are you proud of this or something?
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    no, he's exactly like a nascar driver.... horrendous grammar, inbred, poor taste in fashion, AND he lives on a farm. With goats. How do rednecks practice safe sex? They mark the goats that kick. PSP still hasn't learned this lesson.
     
  19. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Am I going to have to get a clear rubber bubble to put around my car now? Now that he's driving and has a car and in the same state, I'm kind of afraid to leave my house.
     
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    You fvcked up your lower valance too. At least the car is so ugly it doesn't matter. I would've killed to have that car, or one comparable when I was your age...your parents should sell it.

    Idiot.
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    im paying for all the damages, increased difference in insurance, and the ticket.
     
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    wow, you are an idiot. i hope your parents take the car away from you before you hurt yourself or someone else.
     
  23. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Maybe it's just me, but I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to post a thread like this if I were you.





    Grow the fvck up. You're lucky noone got hurt or killed.
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    it was a back road, extremely low traffic. yes now i do understand that i have to slow down and all.
     
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    You're still an idiot.
     
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    the fact that you blew out a corner on a road that you've obviously driven numerous times shows that you really don't know how to control a car.
     
  27. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    ok my biggest problem with that turn was this. the car is a standard trans, i have been driving a standard trans with my pops for over a year now, and on the tractor (its a lot different) for 5 or so years now. i have never had to try "saving" the car in that situation before. i gave my best, and i did get lucky.
     
  28. CrabJoe StretchPants

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    If you weren't driving like a moron there would have been nothing to "save"
     
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    huh? so you blew out the turn because the car is a manual, yet you have been driving with standard transmissions for a while?
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    very nice.. just wait until insurance goes up .. that will be even better
     
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    Fixed it.
     
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    I like that it didn't occur to them that pulling it through the biggest part of the snow bank might not have been the best way to go about that. Idiots.
     
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