Brother-in-law and I drink a little something called a 'San Juan Hooker'. Take either that ^^ or some Sauza Hornitos and pour a shot. Then, in another shot glass, pour a shot of dill pickle juice. Shoot the tequila, then chase it with the juice....it's like a really strong margarita. Watch out though, after 12 of them (might have been more....) you might wake up with dried blood on both temples...well, maybe just me....If you ever figure out how to hit your head 3 times on the ground (no, bouncing doesn't count) but only fall twice....let me know.
I'm not much of a tequila drinker, but a friend of mine brought me a bottle of this when he returned my chainsaw, and dremel and orbit sander (I think those are all of the tools that he had).
I love tequila, but only when I'm lookin' for love and not worried about repercussions. This Joe Nichols song about sums it up...
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
I'm not much of a tequila drinker, but a friend of mine brought me a bottle of this when he returned my chainsaw, and dremel and orbit sander (I think those are all of the tools that he had).
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