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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Rip, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Nationally certified bartender. No more of the classes.
     

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  2. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Alright...now you get to be officially hit on by "The Paper Bag Gang"....have fun...:blah:
     
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    That's it? That was quick!

    Congratulations! Now pour me a Guinness! (But take your time purin that Guinness!)
     
  4. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Jeez... did that take a whole week?

    :p
     
  5. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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  6. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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  7. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    That. Is freaking. Gross.
     
  8. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Dude, thats just not even right.
     
  9. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    yum, a protein shake.
     
  10. Smelly

    Smelly Turbo Monkey

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    bwwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
     
  11. maxyedor

    maxyedor <b>TOOL PRO</b>

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    I thought that was a state by state type thing, but a national cert. you can make a dry martini in all fidy and Puerto Rico, sweet!
     
  12. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I can't even begin to describe how sick I feel right now from watching that video :dead:
     
  13. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    When I was camping with my friends, one of them drank too much and vomited a bunch of still good liquor on the ground, and he ate it off the ground.
     
  14. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    Nice Job RIP... let me know when you start to bar tend Ill have to come by!!!

    quick bartender joke...

    A mosquito walks into a bar an asks where is the bar tender
     
  15. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    so what was the total class time?


    looking forward to stories of you working the bar...and of course bringing home hot drunk chicks :thumb:
     
  16. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    So how many centiliters are in a jigger?
     
  17. Jay Gatz

    Jay Gatz Monkey

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    someone finally invented the neverending cup of beer!
     
  18. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Where I went, each class was 6 hours and had it 5 days a week.
     
  19. SK6

    SK6 Turbo Monkey

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    Congrats dude!!!! :thumb: Now where the hel is my drink!!

    :p

    That video was plainly, and simply wrong.
     
  20. Pau11y

    Pau11y Turbo Monkey

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    Baaahaha.. I thought this was a finish my sentence thread :evil:
     
  21. Rockland

    Rockland Turbo Monkey

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  22. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    And the biatch had to go and ruin the fun. He looked pretty happy didn't he?
     
  23. Ridemonkey

    Ridemonkey This is not an active account

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    That nearly made me harf. I'm done my coffee now.
     
  24. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    sweet how about a round for the house?
     
  25. SK6

    SK6 Turbo Monkey

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    Well, here ya go, our top secrete Monkey-cam found RIP in his first bartending job. I think I speak for all of us when I say, GOOD SHOW


     
  26. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  27. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    I know that much already.