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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by MikeD, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Leaving on a jet plane and all that. On the road tomorrow afternoon, but will probably be off-line after my morning Internet orgy. Won't have service at home for some time, if at all, and dunno how much of the Monkey I'll get away with at work, so...later! (Since PAWN is the only place I post much anymore.)

    I know you'll miss me like VB misses, well, whatever it is that he misses. Be checking in once in a while; probably so often that I shouldn't have posed a "seeya" thread. But just in case.
     
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  2. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    i've only been scanning the lounge thread; burundi is it?
    my only advice: get it all on film.

    and i mean all of it.

    take care, brother
     
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  3. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Good luck. Reading "Heart of Darkness" on the trip over, I assume?
     
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  4. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Safe travels mate, I'm sure you'll have a life changing time there.
     
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    bohorec Monkey

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    I'm sure that your stories from that part of the globe are going to boost our work efficiency. Take care.
     
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    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    goodbye messages are for fags
     
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    rockwool Turbo Monkey

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    Muthafycka, are you bringing a bike at least?
     
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    So you'll be giving him a special one then?....... :brow:
     
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  9. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Good luck over there Mikeyboy! :D
    Remember when in doubt just weaver stance your way out of it! ;)
     
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  10. ohio

    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Best of luck and safe travels, bud. Bring me back a drum or something.
     
  11. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    goodbye spy.
     
  12. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I wish you nothing but good luck and many saggy breasts on your journey.
     
  13. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    May your parasites be fruitful and your infections worthy.

    Have a safe stay man.
     
  14. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Good luck and keep yourself covered in bug spray.
     
  15. blue

    blue boob hater

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    bring me back a diamond or seven...

    good luck.
     
  16. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Good luck and I hope you don't get hacked up with a machete. That would be the svck.
     
  17. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Watch out for chicks riding a donkey! They are vicious with the machete.
     
  18. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    This is ****in' COOL.
     
  19. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    There's a lot going on over here.
     
  20. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    :clapping:
    A trusted new source comes through!
     
  21. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    how many wives have you collected thus far?
     
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    DaveW Space Monkey

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    They gave you a new machete?
     
  23. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    It's Africa, buddy. Not Utah.
     
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    Schistosomiasis (also known as bilharzia, bilharziosis or snail fever) is a parasitic disease caused by several species of fluke of the genus Schistosoma. It is most commonly found in Asia, Africa, and South America, especially in areas with water that is contaminated with freshwater snails, which may carry the parasite. The disease affects many people in developing countries, particularly children who may acquire the disease by swimming or playing in infected water. Although it has a low mortality rate, schistosomiasis often is a chronic illness that can damage internal organs and, in children, impair growth and cognitive development. The urinary form of schistosomiasis is associated with increased risks for bladder cancer in adults. Schistosomiasis is the second-most socioeconomically devastating disease after malaria.
     
  25. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    So the bikes are the trippiest part of this trip...

    Everyone rides the same Chinese-made bike, but the amount of crap loaded on them can be staggering. Like 10m-high stacks of thatch and what must be 50kg of plantains. The best we've seen so far is the meat-cycle, where an old guy had like a half or a quarter cow strapped to the front. Alas, we've been unable to snap any pics. It's Deathrace 2000 every second on the road.

    The mountains are INSANE here. Alas, likely no riding on them due to the security and social situation. And on the main roads outside the city, inasmuch as they exist, dudes are on bikes towing up on big trucks and bombing down the other side at ludicrous speed with what look to be the shadiest brakes known to humankind.
     
  26. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Definitely sounds like an adventure.

    I hope the weaver stance never becomes a necessity.


    But if does...........I know you're prepared.

    Carry on my wayward son.
     
  27. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    nope it's sitting at my local post office waiting for me to pick it up :D
     
  28. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    It burrows up your cock!
     
  29. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    The weddings are fun there.

    http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24235042-5005361,00.html
     
  30. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    That's like one of a bunch of horrible things that happen out in the bush every night.

    They robbed a businessman of what amounted to, in total, a single cell phone the other evening in the city...throwing a grenade and a expendinga few mags of AK47.

    On the other hand, Les Claypool would be proud of the beer...


    And we have a pretty cool pad.



    Looks like Steph didn't get photos of the lake up online yet. It's pretty astounding.
     
  31. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Beer taste any good?

    Heh, like any beer could be totally bad in that heat/humidity. :D
     
  32. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Primus is decent light-ish beer. Local Amstel bock is better. I have a few cases of favorites I've brought along, too...
     
  33. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    i'm likin that nicely trimmed tranny for roof drops; might be a bit far though
     
  34. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Yeah, it's a bit of a reach [around].

    Tx 4 teh sigz.

    Ed: Oh, and I just saw chicken-cycle. It was pretty cool. Like 30 dead birds hanging off the handlebars.
     
  35. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    good to see you're paying attention
     
  36. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    How many servants have you got? Seems like you'd need at least 2, one bloke for the garden and another inside.
    (BTW mate, there's no safe way to answer this question;))
     
  37. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Your manservant-estimation capacity is copious as always.
     
  38. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Considering his employer I'm guessing they pay a corporate contract company a few hundred thousand a year to send over a few locals to maintain the place. Direct employment would be unsavory.
     
  39. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    You'll have at least 2 by the end of September guaranteed. Any moral ambivalence you might feel will be soothed by wearing crisply ironed undies every day.
     
  40. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    another consideration: that tranny's girth does offer many options, but is lacking in length. see if you can tailor that without sacrificing the nicely shorn features. and just like tracers, the bushiness goes both ways