I'm pretty sure I'm in love

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  1. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    Dating a girl like this would be like having a season's pass to Magic Mountain.

     
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  2. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    2:14 - let me count the ways...
     
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  3. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    :think:
     
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  4. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    If she could turn her head a full 180 degrees then that would really be something...
     
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  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Sex with her would be like having a threesome, but then you'd still have to snuggle and talk.
     
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  6. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Looks flexy...

     
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  7. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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  8. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Considering the fact that you could bang her doggy style while she sucks the lint out of your belly button, I think most guys would tolerate this.
     
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  9. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    :think:

    Is that something you fantasize about often?
     
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  10. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    :clapping:
     
  11. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Like you haven't??
     
  12. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I didn't even know that was an option.
     
  13. antimony

    antimony M.N.F. Beer Wench

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    VPL :plthumbsdown:
     
  14. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    does she come in rootbeer?
     
  15. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Absolutely amazing. She totally sat on her head.
     
  16. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Yeah, but it sure is sticky to wash off.
     
  17. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    i wouldn't complain if she sat on my head.
     
  18. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Rootbeer float?
     
  19. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    i brought my own straw
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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  21. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    i was thinking more along the lines of a "meat straw" but that works too.
     
  22. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    That straw only goes out though. Need an input somewherez.
     
  23. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    she has a few "inputs".
     
  24. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Fixed it.