[Skookum]

Last night i was cleaning off the frame i'm going to sell. Being lazy i grabbed a steak knife to cut off a zip tie. My powers were pulsating from my brain warning me that i was going to stab myself the way i was doing it. Sure enough i stabbed the back of my thumb, sunk the blade in about a good 3/4 inch, blood everywhere.

Now that i know i have powers i'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and get filthy stinkin rich. See all you losers later.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Did you learn this art from The Kadvang?

 

[MOTODH]

I cut myself making cookies, it was worth it

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

I cut myself making cookies, it was worth it

You're such a little woman!

 

[splat]

Last night i was cleaning off the frame i'm going to sell. Being lazy i grabbed a steak knife to cut off a zip tie. My powers were pulsating from my brain warning me that i was going to stab myself the way i was doing it. Sure enough i stabbed the back of my thumb, sunk the blade in about a good 3/4 inch, blood everywhere.

Now that i know i have powers i'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and get filthy stinkin rich. See all you losers later.

Good luck with the lottery ticket

Did you write your name in blood on the wall ?

 

[black noise]

You're such a little woman!

Hey, cookies are always worth it.

 

[JRB]

Thread of the day.

 

[Snacks]

You are psychic or psycho?

 

[JRB]

You are psychic or psycho?

If he were psycho, he would have been in the shower when he stabbed himself.

 

[Snacks]

If he were psycho, he would have been in the shower when he stabbed himself.

LOL! Nice

 

[berkshire_rider]

Now that i know i have powers i'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and get filthy stinkin rich. See all you losers later.

Perfect timing, with the $300 million Powerball jackpot.

 

[WSU DH'er]

I cut myself making cookies, it was worth it

how does one cut themself making cookies? last time I made cookies I don't remember a knife being involved in the process

 

[Westy]

You may be able to see the future but are obviously powerless to prevent the inevitable. Skookum is fate's bitch-toilet-ashtray.

 

[SkaredShtles]

REDRUM!!

 

[hooples3]

Last night i was cleaning off the frame i'm going to sell. Being lazy i grabbed a steak knife to cut off a zip tie. My powers were pulsating from my brain warning me that i was going to stab myself the way i was doing it. Sure enough i stabbed the back of my thumb, sunk the blade in about a good 3/4 inch, blood everywhere.

Now that i know i have powers i'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and get filthy stinkin rich. See all you losers later.

just wondering.. at the time did you know you were going to make this stupid post???

 

[laura]

how does one cut themself making cookies? last time I made cookies I don't remember a knife being involved in the process

you must be unfamiliar with the grotesque pseudo-cookies in a tube. just slice and bake.

 

[splat]

you must be unfamiliar with the grotesque pseudo-cookies in a tube. just slice and bake.

Now I feel the use to go buy and eat one of those tubes of cookie dough

 

[I Are Baboon]

Nice! I once cut halfway through my middle finger trying to pry two frozen hot dogs apart using a steak knife. There was blood all over the kitchen floor. Now I don't have any feeling in the finger from the cut to the tip.

Unfortunately, no psychic powers predicted that. And no one told me running the hot dogs under cold water would break them apart.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Nice! I once cut halfway through my middle finger trying to pry two frozen hot dogs apart using a steak knife. There was blood all over the kitchen floor. Now I don't have any feeling in the finger from the cut to the tip.

Unfortunately, no psychic powers predicted that. And no one told me running the hot dogs under cold water would break them apart.

Slamming them on the counter works just fine.

 

[dan-o]

Didn't you also predict a Seahawks win?

 

[Skookum]

i knew all you clowns were gonna say all that stuff.....

 

[dan-o]

i knew all you clowns were gonna say all that stuff.....

You ARE psychic!ink:

 

[I Are Baboon]

Slamming them on the counter works just fine.

Yeah, great, thanks, Encyclopedia Britannica. Where the hell were you 10 years ago when I nearly severed my finger off?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Yeah, great, thanks, Encyclopedia Britannica. Where the hell were you 10 years ago when I nearly severed my finger off?

Wrap frozen hot dog in paper towel and nuke for 75 seconds. Might work for your finger too...

 

[laura]

Yeah, great, thanks, Encyclopedia Britannica. Where the hell were you 10 years ago when I nearly severed my finger off?

i find running them under cold water for about a milisecond works, and i didn't need the encyclopedia to tell me that.

 

[Skookum]

If all else fails you can sit on em like an egg. Frostbite on your tookus is alot better than severed fingers.

 

[JRB]

Wrap frozen hot dog in paper towel and nuke for 75 seconds. Might work for your finger too...

75 seconds in my microwave would render a hot dog a fossil.

*oh wait - do you have one of those first, really low powered ones from the 60s???

 

[johnbryanpeters]

75 seconds in my microwave would render a hot dog a fossil.

*oh wait - do you have one of those first, really low powered ones from the 60s???

I like 'em pretty smoked.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I like 'em pretty smoked.

Hot dogs should be grilled, not microwaved.

 

[JRB]

I like 'em pretty smoked.

Duct taping them to a road flare would yield the same results as 75 seconds in my microwave. You don't like 'em that smoked, do you??

 

[stinkyboy]

You knew you were going to cut yourself?

There are people you can talk to: http://www.selfinjury.org/indexnet.html

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Hot dogs should be grilled, not microwaved.

Jesus god, it's compressed offal, not fine food...

 

[berkshire_rider]

i knew all you clowns were gonna say all that stuff.....

Apparently your powers suck or only work on random things. No one won the powerball last night.

 

[Skookum]

Apparently your powers suck or only work on random things. No one won the powerball last night.

Maybe i'm waiting for a bigger pot hmm? Never thought of that didja....

 

[jdcamb]

I am not psychic. That sucks. If I ever figure out this psychic crap you guys are in trouble.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Jesus god, it's compressed offal, not fine food...

IRB is such a food snob........