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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stinkyboy, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I've got this going for me:

    Hello,

    My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have
    decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years
    old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago,
    immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me
    everything he worked for.

    I have been touched by God to donate from what I have
    inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work
    of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband
    hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray, that the good Lord
    forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i
    beleive he has because He is a merciful God. I will be
    going in for an operation in less than one hour.

    I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million
    five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of
    the lord, and also to help the motherless and less
    privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

    At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now
    due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my
    health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is
    aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the
    transfer of the funds from my account to you.I wish you all
    the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
    please use the funds well and always extend the good work
    to others.

    Contact my lawyer with this specified email
    borissteve@gmail.com and tell him that I have
    WILLED ($1,500,000.00) to you by quoting my personal
    reference number
    law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012 and I
    have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you
    for a specific and good work.I know I dont know you but I
    have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless.

    NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this
    matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want
    anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will
    be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation
    or anybody to know because they are always around me.

    Regards,

    Jennifer Wilson
     

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  2. Brunettes

    Brunettes Monkey

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    hit that up!
     
  3. adurham

    adurham Monkey

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    its a scam they will ask for some money to start the whole process and then they will dissapear. my friend gets tons of them saying some family member has died in a plane crash
     
  4. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    No way dude. I got a similar one and sent them $500 and my $100000 is on the way.

    Those things are absolutely real.

    Stink you are so lucky.
     
  5. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    Sucker! I only had to send them $400 and my bank account number; my check for $150,000 is on its way.
     
  6. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    No my $100000 is in Canadian dollars and that is worth so much more than American I doing way better than you.
     
  7. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    Either way, we're going to be rolling in the money. I already quit my job...
     
  8. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Let's pool our money and buy a mountain, you know, for mountain biking. We can call it Mount Monkey.
     
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    1.00 USD United States Dollars = 1.18995 CAD Canada Dollars
    1 USD = 1.18995 CAD 1 CAD = 0.840371 USD

    Dude you are so screwed. You no doing better.
     
  10. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    You are either still drunk from your honeymoon OR you have been hit too often with a broad sword, I've got way more money with the exchange rate.
     
  11. captainpolution

    captainpolution Turbo Monkey

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    yea i sent 45 dollars to this fool in nigeria and he sent me 5 billgagillion
     
  12. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    hah! you guys had to send them money! all they wanted was my liver.
     
  13. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Laugh out loud post of the day.
     
  14. rooftest

    rooftest Monkey

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    Damn - their English is worse than the Nigerian letters!
     
  15. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    That's NOTHING. I just won 1.5 million Euros!!! I'm quitting my job first thing Monday morning. WOO HOO, I never have to work again!!


    FROM: GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY

    Dear Lucky Winner,

    RE: BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

    We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Lotto Netherlands International Lottery programs.

    The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A" with the following:

    Ref Number: 35149/337-5247/LNI
    Batch Number:26371545-LNI/2004
    Ticket Number:54866235

    You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of 1,500.00.(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS ONLY) each from the total payout.

    Your prize awards has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transfered to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

    To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the informatiom below:

    Mr. Van Doorn
    Financial Director,
    Netherlands Development Finance Company,
    E-mail:claimagent001@walla.com
    Phone number +31-649-208-996


    Anybody under the age of 18 and members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

    Thank you and congratulations!!!
    Yours faithfully,
    Mrs. Mildred Hugo
    Games/Lottery Coordinator.
    De Lotto Netherlands International
    www.lotto.nl
     
  16. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    I don't think the Happy People would like that.

    ("Fire coming out of the Monkey's Head" - Gorillaz)

    Mike
     
  17. ZoRo

    ZoRo Turbo Monkey

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    True'dat!!!


     
  18. maxyedor

    maxyedor <b>TOOL PRO</b>

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    stinkyboy thats great your idea for the monkey bike to give to charity would be a hell of alot cooler if you threw 1.5 mil. at it
     
  19. FSRMatt

    FSRMatt Chimp

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    You guys are so dumb. Its obviously a scam. :rolleyes:
     
  20. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
     
  21. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Oh thank you ol wise one,
    Will you be our leader?
     
  22. motomike

    motomike Turbo Monkey

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    shut up. :sneaky: