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stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
I've got this going for me:

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have
decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years
old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago,
immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me
everything he worked for.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have
inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work
of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband
hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray, that the good Lord
forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i
beleive he has because He is a merciful God. I will be
going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million
five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of
the lord, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now
due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my
health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is
aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the
transfer of the funds from my account to you.I wish you all
the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work
to others.

Contact my lawyer with this specified email
borissteve@gmail.com and tell him that I have
WILLED ($1,500,000.00) to you by quoting my personal
reference number
law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012 and I
have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you
for a specific and good work.I know I dont know you but I
have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this
matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want
anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will
be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation
or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,

Jennifer Wilson
 

adurham

Monkey
Jun 9, 2005
192
0
its a scam they will ask for some money to start the whole process and then they will dissapear. my friend gets tons of them saying some family member has died in a plane crash
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
adurham said:
its a scam they will ask for some money to start the whole process and then they will dissapear. my friend gets tons of them saying some family member has died in a plane crash
No way dude. I got a similar one and sent them $500 and my $100000 is on the way.

Those things are absolutely real.

Stink you are so lucky.
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
2,333
0
Chatsworth
DRB said:
No way dude. I got a similar one and sent them $500 and my $100000 is on the way.

Those things are absolutely real.

Stink you are so lucky.
Sucker! I only had to send them $400 and my bank account number; my check for $150,000 is on its way.
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
2,333
0
Chatsworth
DRB said:
No my $100000 is in Canadian dollars and that is worth so much more than American I doing way better than you.
Either way, we're going to be rolling in the money. I already quit my job...
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
15
So Cal
DRB said:
No my $100000 is in Canadian dollars and that is worth so much more than American I doing way better than you.
1.00 USD United States Dollars = 1.18995 CAD Canada Dollars
1 USD = 1.18995 CAD 1 CAD = 0.840371 USD

Dude you are so screwed. You no doing better.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Ciaran said:
1.00 USD United States Dollars = 1.18995 CAD Canada Dollars
1 USD = 1.18995 CAD 1 CAD = 0.840371 USD

Dude you are so screwed. You no doing better.
You are either still drunk from your honeymoon OR you have been hit too often with a broad sword, I've got way more money with the exchange rate.
 

I Are Baboon

The Full Dopey
Aug 6, 2001
32,383
9,289
MTB New England
That's NOTHING. I just won 1.5 million Euros!!! I'm quitting my job first thing Monday morning. WOO HOO, I never have to work again!!


FROM: GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY

Dear Lucky Winner,

RE: BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Lotto Netherlands International Lottery programs.

The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A" with the following:

Ref Number: 35149/337-5247/LNI
Batch Number:26371545-LNI/2004
Ticket Number:54866235

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of 1,500.00.(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS ONLY) each from the total payout.

Your prize awards has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transfered to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the informatiom below:

Mr. Van Doorn
Financial Director,
Netherlands Development Finance Company,
E-mail:claimagent001@walla.com
Phone number +31-649-208-996


Anybody under the age of 18 and members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Thank you and congratulations!!!
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Mildred Hugo
Games/Lottery Coordinator.
De Lotto Netherlands International
www.lotto.nl