NOT SHINER BOCK, IT TASTES LIKE DISINFECTANT! Well, that might be good.
14 years ago, I was living in this very state (Sucklahoma), now I'm here for training. Down near the TX border, we could get Shiner. It was a "microbrew". We thought it was the best thing since crack. Turns out, it tastes terrible, and just slightly better than Natty Ice or whatever. We couldn't force Canadian's to drink it (in the Army).