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greenchris

greenchris

Turbo Monkey
Jun 24, 2005
1,381
0
DA BEARS.
Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Now you're tryin' to light your roach while you're drivin' down the street
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
But it's too small to smoke and it's too big to eat
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Now it's gonna be a long night, we're gonna feel all right
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
'Cause we rolling homestyle tonight (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Fill the air with fine Colorado weed (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Two hits, two hits, swear it's all you need (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
whippets is so when you were an infant.

I remember getting kicked out of a grocery store for stealing whipped cream gas.
 
McGRP01

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
7,793
0
Portland, OR
greenchris said:
Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)....
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Great song! I :heart: YMSB!! :thumb:
 
partsbara

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
3,995
0
getting Xtreme !
i ll join the club... i m ruined... drinkin a guiness, wrecked and sittin on the floor with the laptop... movers for the last 2 days...

international moves are fun ;)

thank fark it s over...
 
OGRipper

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,735
1,247
NORCAL is the hizzle
Afroman is calling:

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head
 
OGRipper

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,735
1,247
NORCAL is the hizzle
partsbara said:
OG, i take it that the elec cabbage doesn t go down well with you ??

:cool:
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Quite the contrary my friend, I am a big fan. Since you'll be there, maybe we can catch up about that this summer up in Tahoe. Here is the chorus to the other Afroman song I was going to quote:

Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
 
The Toninator

The Toninator

Muffin
Jul 6, 2001
5,436
17
High(ts) Htown
LordOpie said:
whippets is so when you were an infant.

I remember getting kicked out of a grocery store for stealing whipped cream gas.
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OHHHH that's what it's called, i knew there had to be a name for it. I used to work in a grocery store and every-now-and-then finding empty WC cans everywhere. I knew what they were doing just not what it was called.
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
The Toninator said:
OHHHH that's what it's called, i knew there had to be a name for it. I used to work in a grocery store and every-now-and-then finding empty WC cans everywhere. I knew what they were doing just not what it was called.
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Amateurs. It's easier to buy it at either a cooking store (William Sonomas, et al), or a head shop. Expensive though, that hippy crack. :rofl:
 
McGRP01

McGRP01

beer and bikes
Feb 6, 2003
7,793
0
Portland, OR
I can;t wait to go home and burn one down...

"Let us burn one
From end to end
And pass it over
To me my friend
Burn it long, we’ll burn it slow
To light me up before I go

If you don’t like my fire
Then don’t come around
Cause I’m gonna burn one down
Yes I’m gonna burn one down

My choice is what I choose to do
And if I’m causing no harm
It shouldn’t bother you
Your choice is who you choose to be
And if your causin’ no harm
Then you’re alright with me

If you don’t like my fire
Then don’t come around
Cause I’m gonna burn one down
Yes I’m gonna burn one down

Herb the gift from the earth
And what’s from the earth
Is of the greatest worth
So before you knock it try it first
You’ll see it’s a blessing
And not a curse

If you don’t like my fire
Then don’t come around
Cause I’m gonna burn one down
Yes I’m gonna burn one down"
 
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