I was getting in alot of trouble back then, had to do alot of push ups and floor scrubbing. go figure
Images: Your Shameful Past ... Here...
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You were a stripper in San Francisco?
Oh dear lord!
1991 -- that is what I wore to ride -- wifebeater, Andre Agassi Nikes, toe clips
Your bike has a hardon!
Even your oldschool photos are RAD-iculous. Class act.88/89ish
That looks like a Level Betty that should've been retired at least four years before the fork came on the market.
Your custom title should be Weird Al'' Yankovic
93 or 94
Not quite the most embarassing early band pics (still looking for those), but here are a few "rock out with your cock out" pics from the "middle years"...woo hoo!
EDIT: and current embarassing picture!
EDIT: and current embarassing picture!
It's between JBP and Steamin' SteveW at the moment.
I'll have to find one with a beard, but at the moment JPB's picture can not be fvcked with.
He wins.
I'd need to see the beard to be sure (especially with the same hairdo) but yeah JBP is stone cold pimpin'.
It seems that most of RM has a similar secret shamefull past. A bunch of hippies. I always thought this place smelled kind of funny.
pigboy:
Let's see, I've got a couple around here.
Pre-Bike days about 8 years ago I guess. I actually got quite a bit bigger than this (about 40 pounds bigger) before I got into shape, I just stopped letting people take pictures of me.
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Me circa 1986:
1987 or '88 --dig the painters cap and Vision Street Wear hi-tops
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1987 or '88 --dig the painters cap and Vision Street Wear hi-tops
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I'm so glad I was born in the mid 80s.
That's rad.
have any better shots of the girls?here is one that isnt as embarrassing as the others
the infamous naked crit last year after nationals in vermont, i decided to wear a helmet that night, vella bella girls were looking pretty good too, lol
found some scan worthy shots from the end of my high school years
what is highschool w/out a little cross dressing? (1995)
my first jump (1996)
my brother's college graduation get together....i'm the dork on the floor (my brother is the one on the left in the cycling shirt...friggin nerd roadie doctor)
what is highschool w/out a little cross dressing? (1995)
my first jump (1996)
my brother's college graduation get together....i'm the dork on the floor (my brother is the one on the left in the cycling shirt...friggin nerd roadie doctor)
Manimal, you look alot like Molly Ringwald in those pics.
In the skydiving shot his tits are bigger than Molly's.
Me circa 1986:
1987 or '88 --dig the painters cap and Vision Street Wear hi-tops
awesome skills!
you doing the Syllamo this year?
But can he put on lipstick with his man cleavage?
those are Mannories dangit! well...maybe not, i was only 17-ish then. i hate looking at those old pics because they were pre-jaw surgery when i still had a chin. i lost A LOT of weight but had more chins than before the surgery when they moved my lower jaw back
lost A LOT of weight but had more chins than before the surgery when they moved my lower jaw back
Moved your jaw back? WTF?
had a major underbite. broke lower jaw, set it back 1/2", cut upper part of jaw off of skull and put in some shunts/metal bridges to angle teeth down.
turned out to be a big screwup 'cause i was still growing and now my bite is almost as bad as pre-surgery, except now my teeth have shifted ruining 8+ years of braces
turned out to be a big screwup 'cause i was still growing and now my bite is almost as bad as pre-surgery, except now my teeth have shifted ruining 8+ years of braces
Unfortunately no. My daughter's B-day is the same weekend. I'll probably try to get down sometime this year to ride there though. I might be able to do the Fat Tire Festival in Eureka Springs. Just rode the Buffalo Headwaters Challenge (30+ miles) put on by OORC this past weekend and had a blast.
Riding pantsless, England 1976.
Pants have always been overrated. 
The day after I got my bighit, I was determined to hit the 7ft stair drop to flat at my old elementary school.
It was one of those things growing up (back in elementary school) watching guys doing drops to flat, I though, "Shoot, this would be so cool to drop off!" Well...I didn't learn my lesson until I did this drop 3 times and I finally landed my nuts on the rear wheel.
2-3 years later, that bikes gone, and I know now transitions are my friend.
Thats not shameful, that's showboating.
Ok, I'll admit it.
I got an aarp card at the age of 5.
I got an aarp card at the age of 5.
