[jonKranked]

Pick your poison

 

[kidwoo]

no

 

[Bikael Molton]

no

^

 

[johnbryanpeters]

^^

 

[Westy]

Real men ride aggressive geometry short travel bikes.

 

[jonKranked]

Real men ride aggressive geometry short travel bikes.

Westy chooses downcountry.

 

[KenW449]

Real men ride aggressive geometry short travel bikes.

Westy chooses downcountry.

 

[Nick]

 

[rockofullr]

Feeling like Friday in here

Enduro jajajajajajajaj

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Gary]

I'm so on-trend I have both already

Also...

That's quite a vagina you have there @jonKranked

 

[jonKranked]

I'm so on-trend I have both already

Also...

That's quite a vagina you have there @jonKranked

Go back to your peat bog

 

[4xBoy]

I choose poison.

 

[Nick]

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm with the poisoned guy.

 

[SylentK]

Both

 

['size]

regular shirt, black, L

 

[jstuhlman]

y u no kill list option?

also, y u no downduro? i coined that on here like 6 years ago.

 

[Bikael Molton]

I only buy bikes that have Android apps.

 

[sethimus]

y u no gravel bike?

 

[iRider]

Why are there no choices? Only one is a bike, the other is a motorcycle. So if you ask which bike to pick....

 

[slimshady]

The black one.

 

[jackalope]

Why are there no choices? Only one is a bike, the other is a motorcycle. So if you ask which bike to pick....

To be fair, Jon is just trying to get us ready for the 2020 election. That said, I am more than a little surprised this thread wasn't a puerile way for him to show us his dick pics.

 

[Gary]

How many mens dicks does he have in his collection now?

 

[Happymtb.fr]

Is this the essence of downcountry?
If not, please advise!

 

[Gary]

are those fork mounted hover boost rockets for the hard of manualling?

 

[slimshady]

are those fork mounted hover boost rockets for the hard of manualling?

More like weight add-ons to practice power lifting.

 

[jonKranked]

are those fork mounted hover boost rockets for the hard of manualling?

You could probably put extra moped batteries there

 

[jonKranked]

To be fair, Jon is just trying to get us ready for the 2020 election. That said, I am more than a little surprised this thread wasn't a puerile way for him to show us his dick pics.

How many mens dicks does he have in his collection now?

The only thing that could be constituted as a dick collection is that I come here and hang out with you dicks on a daily basis.

 

[4xBoy]

Mmmmmmm,.... sausage party.

 

[jonKranked]

Mmmmmmm,.... sausage party.

Sausage Monkey dot com

 

[chris_f]

Those fork-mounted bottles got me fucked up.

 

[rideit]

I got a DownGravel bike.

 

[norbar]

I will probably soon be able to afford a new bike and I'm really confused. Should I get an xc bike with downhill bike geo so I can be "playful yet agressive" before I crack the frame and land in a hospital or should I go with a downhill bike with an xc geo (basically a 2001 mongoose freeride bike) because geometry doesn't matter now and all I should care about is fork offsets and stem lengths and then kill myself because apparently that not true and riding steep terrain doesn't work when your bike handles like a 2003 KHS.

 

[KenW449]

Sam Pilgrim has all the answers.

 

[englertracing]

I will probably soon be able to afford a new bike and I'm really confused. Should I get an xc bike with downhill bike geo so I can be "playful yet agressive" before I crack the frame and land in a hospital or should I go with a downhill bike with an xc geo (basically a 2001 mongoose freeride bike) because geometry doesn't matter now and all I should care about is fork offsets and stem lengths and then kill myself because apparently that not true and riding steep terrain doesn't work when your bike handles like a 2003 KHS.

Perhaps a buget friendly version of each one!