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HippieKai

Pretty Boy....That's right, BOY!
Oct 7, 2002
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hippie-ville
recipe, I have made this for several years and they
are really good...
Enjoy!


Note: Tequila can be either white or gold Cuervo....
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla


Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just
in case.


Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check
for tonsisticity.


Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.


Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.


CHERRY MISTMAS

kai-
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
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in a bear cave
Cuervo always made me mean, doing this might make me get into a fight with the cookies. Can you imagine it? Bloodied knuckles from pounding the chocolate chips? :nope:
 
The only time I drank Jose, I got so drunk and SO full of that liquid courage that I went out and found the biggest SOB on the german Polezi and tried to pick a fight with him. You one thing I learned that night? Those extending batons they have are spring loaded. When they hit you once, they actually hit you about 10 times with one blow. My buddies told me the next morning after I was bailed out that I didnt even get a shot in before herman the german popped me. SO after that, me and jose parted ways, never again to be reunitied.