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LordOpie

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I'm jealous man. A friend is over there right now soaking it all in.

Have a great trip, take lots of photos, and don't get blown all up.
 
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BTW, I am having a big party for TheMontashu's departure from the country. The day after he leaves...
 
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Sure. There is only one person who is not invited to TheMontashu's farewell party...

Actually, I hear his parents are going to party the whole summer.
 
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I should point out that TheMontashu is not touring the West Bank or the Gaza Strip, and as a general rule, most countries try to protect their teenaged visitors.

On that note, I would like to hear the locations you are planning on seeing. So I can forward you a video tape of the party...
 
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sanjuro said:
Sure. There is only one person who is not invited to TheMontashu's farewell party...

Actually, I hear his parents are going to party the whole summer.
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ill still be able to sleep at night knowing I will pwn you at DH


I'm going on an organized trip that has an armed gard so safty is taken care of
 
mack

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Not to sound like a tool or anything. But why would one want to go to Israel? I can think of 2000 places id rather go than to a desert in the middle east.

And, if your going around with an armed guard... isnt that kinda just advertising that you have money?

I dunno, just sounds bizare to me. Whatever floats ur boat though.
 
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Israel is stunningly beuatiful. probably would be a tourism hub of the world, considering its ancient and religous history. unfortunately, terrorism made it sort of a forbidden fruit for most of the west, so you really dont hear about israel that much... the jews didnt call it the promised land for nothing
 
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mack said:
Not to sound like a tool or anything. But why would one want to go to Israel? I can think of 2000 places id rather go than to a desert in the middle east.

And, if your going around with an armed guard... isnt that kinda just advertising that you have money?

I dunno, just sounds bizare to me. Whatever floats ur boat though.
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1. TheMontashu is Jewish. His temple organized this trip.

2. Israel is the birthplace of the major religions of the world, with many significant mounuments. And many Jews live for a pilgrimage to Israel.

3. Traveling Americans? Rich? Do other countries think Americans are rich when they travel abroad?

4. Hot Sabra Chicks: http://www.israel-celebrity-source.com/ Oy Vey!!!
 
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sanjuro said:
1. TheMontashu is Jewish. His temple organized this trip.

2. Israel is the birthplace of the major religions of the world, with many significant mounuments. And many Jews live for a pilgrimage to Israel.

3. Traveling Americans? Rich? Do other countries think Americans are rich when they travel abroad?

4. Hot Sabra Chicks: http://www.israel-celebrity-source.com/ Oy Vey!!!
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If there were no hot jewish chicks why the hell would i still be going to temple
 
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sanjuro said:
To save your soul?
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That's not how that works in Judaism............
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Really? Will TheMontashu receive forgiveness the next time he goes to Confessional? Or should he seek teshuvah?

BTW, I mess with TheMontashu all the time, but when I make Jew jokes, it is usually about Yahweh, seder, or a more arcane aspect of Judaism. Although I will make a cheap crack once in a while.
 
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sanjuro said:
Really? Will TheMontashu receive forgiveness the next time he goes to Confessional? Or should he seek teshuvah?.
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T'shuvah is what repairs the world....................... :thumb: Which of course would be followed by a mikvah.

sanjuro said:
BTW, I mess with TheMontashu all the time, but when I make Jew jokes, it is usually about Yahweh, seder, or a more arcane aspect of Judaism. Although I will make a cheap crack once in a while.
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I didn't realize you were messing with him so please pardon my spiritual Bruce Lee stance............LOL
 
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dood me2. israel is sick. are you going with nfty? like the confirmation trip?

edit: sanjuro: holy f***
 
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TheMontashu

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dood me2. israel is sick. are you going with nfty? like the confirmation trip?

edit: sanjuro: holy f***
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I have alot of friends going on the NFTY trip, but I am going on the bay aria trip with my confermation class

o and i know sanjuro he is joking around
 
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TheMontashu said:
I have alot of friends going on the NFTY trip, but I am going on the bay aria trip with my confermation class

o and i know sanjuro he is joking around
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WAT? where do u live? i go to beth am in los altos hillsssss waaaaaaaaaaaat

wait there are 2 trips? i thought it was the same thing.......
 
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WAT? where do u live? i go to beth am in los altos hillsssss waaaaaaaaaaaat

wait there are 2 trips? i thought it was the same thing.......
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I live in pleasant hill and as far as i know there is only one trip going from the bay aria
 
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