>The year is.....2035
>
>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
>the seventh largest country in the world, California.
>
>White minorities still trying to have English recognized
>as California's third language.
>
>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
>crops and livestock.
>
>Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
>
>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
>Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
>Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
>
>Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
>ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica.
>
>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
>and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
>
>35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
>their civil rights.
>
>Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
>fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered
>by January 2036.
>
>Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
>to campaign accounts.
>
>Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
>
>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
>
>Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
>
>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
>the seventh largest country in the world, California.
>
>White minorities still trying to have English recognized
>as California's third language.
>
>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
>crops and livestock.
>
>Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
>
>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
>Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
>Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
>
>Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
>ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica.
>
>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
>and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
>
>35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
>their civil rights.
>
>Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
>fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered
>by January 2036.
>
>Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
>to campaign accounts.
>
>Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
>
>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
>
>Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
