[dh girlie]

Ok...so this broad here at work...she will get all bent at you if you spray room freshner after she reeks the place up eating left over rank ass fish...disgusting...gets mad at popcorn poppers...and then feels like its ok to douse herself in perfume right at her desk...goddamn what is WITH people!

 

[DRB]

goddamn what is WITH people!

They suck.

 

[dh girlie]

They suck.

This I'm well aware of...yesterday at the frame store some lady was so damn impatient to get to a frame that she knocked about 10 of em down on me...I walked away unscathed, but jebus...

 

[Heidi]

Yah,the smokers here don't want to smell like smoke, so after they come in from their smoke breaks, they douse themselves with perfume. UHG
Not sure which is a worse scent.

 

[Hawkeye]

Sex Panther?

 

[Evel Monkey]

They all seem to think they are more important than anyone else.

 

[DVNT]

I'm guilty of being a habitual Lysol abuser.

I'd rather smell stagnant hospital smells than smelly fishies or cigarettes.

 

[DRB]

This I'm well aware of...yesterday at the frame store some lady was so damn impatient to get to a frame that she knocked about 10 of em down on me...I walked away unscathed, but jebus...

Here's a question when was the last day that something like this didn't happen.

 

[Echo]

Somewhere on some other message board, this chick is smack-talking dhgirlie

 

[ET_SoCal]

My wife & I are constantly commenting to each other about how inconsiderate people have become.
There’s no more kindness to strangers anymore! Even back in the 80’s most people seemed more considerate to others.

 

[JRB]

Somewhere on some other message board, someone is smack talking echo.

Oh wait, that's here on RM.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Ok...so this broad here at work...she will get all bent at you if you spray room freshner after she reeks the place up eating left over rank ass fish...disgusting...gets mad at popcorn poppers...and then feels like its ok to douse herself in perfume right at her desk...goddamn what is WITH people!

Sounds like you need to hang out in her cubical after a nice Mexican lunch and let her have it.

 

[Echo]

Somewhere on some other message board, someone is smack talking echo.

Oh wait, that's here on RM.

And to think, there was a time when we all thought Hello Kitty was an annoying asshat and you were an OK dude. Ironic how things turn out sometimes...

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

And to think, there was a time when we all thought Hello Kitty was an annoying asshat and you were an OK dude. Ironic how things turn out sometimes...

ouch

 

[dh girlie]

I'm guilty of being a habitual Lysol abuser.

I'd rather smell stagnant hospital smells than smelly fishies or cigarettes.

Oh hell yeah...who eats left over fish? It smells rank enough before it becomes leftover...but when it's leftover it's REALLY rank...I used to work in the office where my office was in a loft...it was over the kitchen, and this one woman was heating some leftover shrimp...and I had to run out of the building gagging...it was so friggin RANK!

 

[JRB]

And to think, there was a time when we all thought Hello Kitty was an annoying asshat and you were an OK dude. Ironic how things turn out sometimes...

What's ironic is the stick that seems to be twisted in your rear keeping you from having a sense of humor.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I think Loco may be in possession of DH Girlie.

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

Well...at least the perfume isn't as rank as some leftover fish...I suppose it's the lesser of two evils...it's very floral-y...I suppose I should look on the bright side...I'm not gagging...

 

[dh girlie]

I think Loco may be in possession of DH Girlie.

-S.S.-

Oh no...not YOU again!

 

[JRB]

Oh no...not YOU again!

He's like a bad case of athlete's foot and won't go away.

 

[DVNT]

Yeah, I have more than a few "nastly co-worker lunch" stories that I'll wait until after 1 to share with ya.
It all starts with the unborn chicken fetus in the egg specialty.

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah, I have more than a few "nastly co-worker lunch" stories that I'll wait until after 1 to share with ya.
It all starts with the unborn chicken fetus in the egg specialty.

Keep in mind that I am three hours behind you...

My sister has a story about an unborn chicken fetus in an egg...she swears there was an eyeball that winked at her before it died...blech...I cannot eat eggs...

 

[Echo]

What's ironic is the stick that seems to be twisted in your rear keeping you from having a sense of humor.

It might have been funny the first 100 times or so. Do you tell the same joke every day to the same people? You need some new material. If we take out all your posts whining about spelling and grammar, then take out your posts stalking me, you wouldn't have much left would you.

 

[dh girlie]

I don't understand how I can drink tequila, Jagermeister, all kindsa stuff...but the smell of fish or something else gross, talk of gross stuff, the sound of someone puking...can send my stomach reeling...

There was this dude in Tahoe at the bar at the ski resort talking to me and my friend one day...he was like two feet away from me and his breath was so f'n foul...smelled like he ate a bag of moth balls for lunch...just the thought of his rank breath almost a year later is making me gag...I have to stop...too bad cuz the story is funny.

 

[JRB]

It might have been funny the first 100 times or so. Do you tell the same joke every day to the same people? You need some new material. If we take out all your posts whining about spelling and grammar, then take out your posts stalking me, you wouldn't have much left would you.

You really think I stalk you. You give yourself far too much credit. So what if I mock someone's grammar??? How many others do it??? It looks to me like you have singled me out there, partner. As I said before, my humor is for me. I could care less if you think I am funny. Back to the stick thing.

 

[JRB]

I don't understand how I can drink tequila, Jagermeister, all kindsa stuff...but the smell of fish or something else gross, talk of gross stuff, the sound of someone puking...can send my stomach reeling...

There was this dude in Tahoe at the bar at the ski resort talking to me and my friend one day...he was like two feet away from me and his breath was so f'n foul...smelled like he ate a bag of moth balls for lunch...just the thought of his rank breath almost a year later is making me gag...I have to stop...too bad cuz the story is funny.

I remember that. Doesn't seem like a year ago.

 

[BKQuill]

I think this thread "jinxed" me, cause sure enough, in the last 15 F-ing minutes, some idiot burnt popcorn and someone just heated up some fish. Thanks a lot

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Just walk by her desk and fart

 

[MMike]

This thread has the word "RANK" in it too many times.

 

[dh girlie]

I remember that. Doesn't seem like a year ago.

It was probably like March of last year...It was near the end of snowboard season...it was so bad that the thought is making me wanna gag now...

 

[dh girlie]

This thread has the word "RANK" in it too many times.

Dude...moth ball breath and the smell of reheated fish has no other description that is befitting more than RANK!

 

[Pau11y]

dh girlie, I think your thread is in the process of being hijacked by the two lovers...

 

[JRB]

dh girlie, I think your thread is in the process of being hijacked by the two lovers...

Shut up. :nuts:

 

[dh girlie]

dh girlie, I think your thread is in the process of being hijacked by the two lovers...

AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Hawkeye]

Sex Panther?

I guess nobody saw Anchorman to get that joke.

I was doubled over thinking about that movie when I typed this.

 

[SkaredShtles]

My wife & I are constantly commenting to each other about how inconsiderate people have become.
There’s no more kindness to strangers anymore! Even back in the 80’s most people seemed more considerate to others.

Nope. It's no different than it was. You're just getting older.

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

He's like a bad case of athlete's foot and won't go away.

I'm wearing my glacier glasses right now 'cause the sun is bright in the office.

Sometimes I wish I had a camera-phone.

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>So what if I mock someone's grammar??? How many others do it???

Not me........... :



-S.S.-

 

[biggins]

I guess nobody saw Anchorman to get that joke.

I was doubled over thinking about that movie when I typed this.

dont worry hawkeye i got it and laughed.

as for dhg, girl i think some crop dusting is in order. walk by her desk every time you have to fart.

and the chicken eye egg winking stuff, thats just lame. i dontbeleive it for a second. i have eaten tons of eggs and never senn anything like that. eye would probably still eat it though just to experience the texture of a mini-eyeball.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>and the chicken eye egg winking stuff, thats just lame. i dontbeleive it for a second. i have eaten tons of eggs and never senn anything like that. eye would probably still eat it though just to experience the texture of a mini-eyeball.

For store-purchased eggs it would be downright impossible, since those chickens don't get to run with the rooster, if you know what I mean.

But........ growing up on a farm, where the hens and the roosters were free to follow nature's orders, we'd occasionally open up an egg with a little..... ummmm..... extra protein in it.

-S.S.-