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****ing bike theives

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Red Rabbit, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Tonight I was enjoying myself at a party. Jack and coke was the drink of choice, and I had finished about a fifth of a fifth.

    Just after 12 a friend of mine and i decided to go for a brief ride to a local elementary school. We parked the bikes near a nature trail and went for a short walk. We lost sight of the bikes for only 15 or so minutes.

    It was time to get back to party so we headed towards the bikes, unfortunately they had disappeared.

    Great. The bikes didn't even belong to us.After searching the school for twenty minutes we walked back to party in a drunken rage. We told the owner of the bikes and she flipped a bitch. kicked us out.

    So now I a laying on the floor of my bedroom while my guest is chilling on my bed.

    Tomorrow I am going shopping for a couple bikes.

    **** BIKE Thieves
     

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  2. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    This should be a fun thread.......
     
  3. johnbryanpeters

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    Dumb and drunk, chapter 756.
     
  4. DHPeteinSC

    DHPeteinSC Monkey

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    What were you doin in the woods???
     
  5. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I often ride my bike to elementary schools after midnight. Fun times.

    Still sucks about the bikes though.
     
  6. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Let me get this straight. You got drunk and rode a bike and then didn't lock it up while you left it in the middle of the night??? I'm shocked that someone took it. Sucks, but it sucks more that people are dumb enough to not lock bikes and bitch when this happens.
     
  7. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    experimenting.

    Does it hurt to sit?
     
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  8. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Butt:pirate2:????

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  9. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Think about it this way, you're lucky whomever found the bikes didn't find you and give you an angry pirate..... or maybe that's what you're pissed about.
     
  10. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Was your "guest" at least a hot female? Pics?
     
  11. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Excellent tags in this thread.
     
  12. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    I'm guessing his fat, gay, black roommate.
     
  13. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    My request still stands.

    :ban:
     
  14. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    So you stole some bikes that got stolen?
     
  15. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    It's a chick, she is 15 way to young do anything with.

    Plus, I am dating her friend (17).
     
  16. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    we had permission
     
  17. DRB

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    Yeah that clears up the situation.
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I would just like to say for the record, that is ENTIRELY untrue! That could be some of the best you've ever had, you just don't know.....

    It gets al complicated if you get caught though...
     
  19. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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  20. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    Maybe if you didn't get drunk off of a fifth of a fifth like a 9 year old girl would, none of this would've happened.
     
  21. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Dude, first you talk about your "super hot cousin" and now you're talking about 15 year olds?

    :panic:
     
  22. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Well, after Brian took away my girlfriends last year, I had to fill the time with something....
     
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    Red Rabbit gets an Epic Fail for this one...
     
  24. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Sorry the bikes getting stolen totally ruined your high of getting fisted in the woods by an under-age drunk girl.

    Look on the bright side, we all love and respect you.
     
  25. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Thats what you get for drinking with an underage chick and crowd, not locking the bikes and going exploring in the woods late at night.
    Those weren't thieves, btw. They were opportunists, and you made it easy for them to get home, or to the next party.
     
  26. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    Far be it from me to defend RR but this sounds like a scenario many of us on this board would/could have found ourselves in at age 16 or 17.

    Dumb? Yes, but it's how a teenager learns.

    Sucks RR, but follow through on replacing the bikes.
     
  27. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    How old are you?
     
  28. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    You have a sensitive side. How sweet. :D

     
  29. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Nope.
     
  30. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    This thread is so full of fail on so many levels.

    You know, I am glad there are people in the world like RR... when my kid grows up there will be less competition for him. He's going to eat people like RR for a mid morning snack.


    :banana:
     
  31. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    And these bike thieves broke your locks?

    What were you using, Kryptonite, OnGuard?

    Or blind faith?
     
  32. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    Not a chance, I was never that careless.
    I had bikes stolen twice when I was young. Once out of a locked garage, once out of my basement. As much as this sucks for RR, he basically gave those bikes away.
     
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    First of all, RR I believe is 19 or close to his 19th birthday. Second, while I despise bike thieves, RR didn't lock these bikes, didn't watch these bikes, didn't even stick these bikes behind a bush so no one would see them.

    This reminds me about a friend who lent his bike to his roommate who let it get stolen. The story started as, "Oh, I left your bike outside for a moment, and it was gone". The final version of the story was, "Oh I left your bike outside on a busy street, and it was out of my sight for 10-15 minutes before I checked on it."
     
  34. Total Heckler

    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Wow these tags are good.

    RR, that sucks man. Looks like its time to start hanging out with a older crowd. You are asking for some pretty serious trouble being involved with the kids. Also, might get you a custom title that might be way worse than Picky Pooper. Baby ****er. We gave that name to a guy who dated 7th and 8th graders and was already out of high school. Now he has a kid with a 16 year old girl. He went to prison and the other day I saw him in the kitchen of a local dive bar cleaning dishes.
     
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  35. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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  36. vtjim

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    Don't misunderstand me; he did a stupid thing (can't make it any plainer) but that's how kids learn.

    Mind you at the time I posted I figured he was 16 or 17, not 19, but I suppose some take longer than others to mature.
     
  37. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    Shhhh... don't let it get around.
     
  38. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I have no idea wtf that is but it made me laugh. I just know I'll be thinking about that in my 1:00 meeting and start laughing and everyone will wonder what the hell is wrong with me.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    BWAHAHAHA!!!

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