Those bikes were enslaved by you. Some kind libertarian merely came along and freed them from bondage to your ass. And you have the nerve to call it theft!
Don't you mean "smite him like a level 4 ogre" ?... when my kid grows up there will be less competition for him. He's going to eat people like RR for a mid morning snack.
If you don't know what it is, you've never done it...Tallahassee Dump Truck?!?!???
HAHAHAH. dangit.By the way, "prolapse" is spelled incorrectly in the tags...
I thought you lived in an apartment with a room mate.At six I wake with a start. My door was opening, my dad looks in
“WHA Wha Huh?!!” A mess of syllables erupt from his mouth. He closes the door in a hurry. Possible trying forget the scene he just witnessed.
It could be shortened even more to, "I'm and idiot and I like to advertise it."Could you have shortened that to, "I got drunk and abandoned two bikes that weren't mine because I was trying really, really hard to get some without succeeding?"
Bike thieves suck, but so do those who are careless with things that aren't their own.
I guess it's tough to be concise when dealing with something so unquantifiable.It could be shortened even more to, "I'm and idiot and I like to advertise it."
Nah, I was dating her friend at the time. Plus she was 16Could you have shortened that to, "I got drunk and abandoned two bikes that weren't mine because I was trying really, really hard to get some without succeeding?"
Bike thieves suck, but so do those who are careless with things that aren't their own.
Is she 17 now? Legal in most states.Nah, I was dating her friend at the time. Plus she was 16
I thought you lived in an apartment with a room mate.
Or, your dad is an over weight gay black man ?
useful tip : never publish unfinished work, it's unprofessional to say the least.
It's a chick, she is 15 way to young do anything with.
Plus, I am dating her friend (17).
Nah, I was dating her friend at the time. Plus she was 16
Anything that can be operationalized is quantifiable. Idiotcy can be operationalized. We can start by coding RM threads as baseline operators. Let's do it!I guess it's tough to be concise when dealing with something so unquantifiable.
I bet she was 16, and on the Olympic Swat team up in Canada.Which is it 15 or 16 ?
Did you make all of this up ?
Or 14 and his first cousin from the Ozarks.I bet she was 16, and on the Olympic Swat team up in Canada.
This sentence right here sums up your whole story.. Her drink of the night was Malibu and Orange soda, surprisingly delicious.
I wouldn't lend him my Luckdragon. It might end up drunk, stolen, or as fodder for the imagination after the fact...At least the real "Neverending Story" had a big flying F***ing dog.
Try one of those next time.
Fixed.Jack and coke makes for one of my favorite beverages.
I was enjoying said mixture during night with a group of good friends.
Around one thirty I began talking to one of the guests, her name was Jessica, and she liked to ride bikes drunk. My bike, however, was nowhere to be seen. I looked down the drive way and noticed two bikes.
Jessica and I began our descent to a local elementary school.
“Hey Jessica, want to check out the nature trail? I haven’t been up there in days”
“Sure” she replied, “Why not?”
We walked the bikes over to the creek and set them along the fence. We spent some time exploring trail, checking a cool try,
“The Bikes are gone”
After scouring the school for near an hour, we bowed our heads and walked back to party to confess ourselves.
“Julia is going to kill me”
“Why would she do that?” I asked “We will just have to replace them”
“Well… the thing is, I kind of got another one of her bikes stolen”
“Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
I hear Julia roar with anger “WHAT THE **** STILL DOING HERE? GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE.”
Never been to the Ozarks, have you?Or 14 and his first cousin from the Ozarks.
One does not need to visit the vomitorium to know that one should stay away by the smell...Never been to the Ozarks, have you?
A vomitorium was actually the exit from a coliseum, not a place where people puked.One does not need to visit the vomitorium to know that one should stay away by the smell...
Look at the big brain on that one...A vomitorium was actually the exit from a coliseum, not a place where people puked.
Well, it was actually more of the exit from a theater, now that I think about it, so I do have a devil-may-care, anti-intellectual, bad-boy streak.Look at the big brain on that one...
Chicks dig you for your mind, don't they?
Many a girl has had to make a hasty exit from a theater after I'm through...Well, it was actually more of the exit from a theater, now that I think about it, so I do have a devil-may-care, anti-intellectual, bad-boy streak.