Man this article is a major league hatchet job. Its awesomeThe question was rhetorical and the expected answer was "none" (or at least not many). But what the ancient Mayans relished was not solid chocolate as we now know it. Rather, it was a thick, gritty, generally unsweetened frothy beverage composed of ground cacao beans, water, and other spices and flavorings, frequently including vanilla, ground mamey pits, ear flower, chiles, and/or nixtamalized maize (i.e., masa). I'll grant that not many of us have savored anything like that. If we did, we'd probably spit it all over the front of our shirts, just like the Spaniards did when they first encountered the concoction.
I bet it doesn't cost $9.45 a piece either.Second, the couvertures Noka buys are of single-origin chocolate (i.e., chocolate made with cacao beans from a single country of origin).
So what? Even here in Dallas, Lindt has a single-origin chocolate from Madagascar on the shelf at SuperTarget.
If Dubya and his clan had been this exacting we'd be done in Afghanistan and Iraq wouldn't have happened.It's from a Texas paper, you're expecting too much.
I love this kinda destruction.Looking at it another way, you can spend your hundred dollar bill on 3.6 ounces of Noka's re-branded Bonnat chocolate or on 2.8 pounds of Bonnat's individually wrapped bars. (And, as you can see in the photo above, Bonnat does a much better job of tempering and molding its chocolate, resulting in a glossy finish and nice snap.)
Noka's pricing soars over that of most gourmet chocolatiers by a factor of five, ten, even twenty times or more.
To make some "apples to oranges" comparisons, Noka chocolates cost more than:
Foie gras -- $50 per pound
Domestic sturgeon caviar -- $275 per pound
American Wagyu and Japanese Kobe beef -- $100 to $300 per pound
Sterling silver -- $170 per pound
Marijuana in El Paso -- $350 per pound
A fat stack of dollar bills -- $454 per pound
Who would guess that the world's most expensive chocolates (several times over) are made in a tiny kitchen shoehorned between a pair of hair salons in a half-abandoned strip mall in Plano, Texas?
Either dope is as cheap as hell in El Paso or that is all stem and seeds.Marijuana in El Paso -- $350 per pound
That's what I as thinking. $22/ounce?!Either dope is as cheap as hell in El Paso or that is all stem and seeds.
yeah, right.Mr. Houghton, 30, Noka's president, initially labeled the report a "smear campaign."
Read the other Noka threads on there... it's highly entertaining...i liked the fact that the screen was pulled away, to reveal that Noka was all marketing and no meat.
yeah, right.
Don't you worry BV, I've found more hank panky hereThat's what I as thinking. $22/ounce?!
1 pound equals 454 grams. THEY ARE MAKING SH*T UP. This whole article is a hatchet job. NOKA chocolate should sue, it's an obvious bargain. lthumbsdown:A fat stack of dollar bills -- $454 per pound