[Arkayne]

I walked into the break room to fill up my water bottle and found this on the counter with a sign, "Free to a good home"

It's still sealed, do I eat it?!

 

[HAB]

Go for it. Bacon easy mac sounds incredible. I expect a report pronto.

 

[Damo]

I have a doubt.

 

[moff_quigley]

I love me some Kraft M&C but no way I'd eat the "easy mac" stuff. You should go for it. I wonder if the bacon is really "Bacos"?

 

[cannondalejunky]

the only mac and cheese i eat is the generic kind...not just because it's cheaper, but it taste waaaay better

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The bacon is really armadillo.

 

[Da Peach]

I bet the bacon is actually pig feces.

 

[$tinkle]

wrong forum, n00b

 

[Sandwich]

it's bacon flavored and you're asking if you should eat it?

have you been to ridemonkey.com?

 

[jimmydean]

The bacon is really armadillo.

Armadillo bacon...

 

[Arkayne]

I gotta wait a few hours before eating it. I'm lactose intolerant and its going to wreak havoc on my guts. It needs to be closer to quitting time so I can have a clean bathroom near, JUST IN CASE. Regardless, I'll eat it for the rm.

 

[stosh]

I gotta wait a few hours before eating it. I'm lactose intolerant and its going to wreak havoc on my guts. It needs to be closer to quitting time so I can have a clean bathroom near, JUST IN CASE. Regardless, I'll eat it for the rm.

WTF funniest post evar!

Apparently the 3-1/2 minutes it takes to cook is just to quick for you.

 

[$tinkle]

I gotta wait a few hours before eating it. I'm lactose intolerant and its going to wreak havoc on my guts. It needs to be closer to quitting time so I can have a clean bathroom near, JUST IN CASE. Regardless, I'll eat it for the rm.

if you're taking one for the team, then eat it now!

if nothing else, you should have learned that workplace dumps make the best posts here. now man up & flood the tubes

 

[SkaredShtles]

I have a doubt.

You're holding back...

Any pasta product that is ready in 3-1/2 minutes is an:

 

[SkaredShtles]

the only mac and cheese i eat is the generic kind...not just because it's cheaper, but it taste waaaay better

"Hey Billy-Bob. This cat $hit is SOOOOOO much tastier than that dog $hit you have."

 

[loosecannon]

Dooo Iiiitttttt!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arkayne]

Here we go

Let's see some of the mix while the pasta cooks.

I picked out some of the "bacon"

DING! Sauce mix dumped in

All mixed up. It smells..... strange. Burned plastic with a hint of bacon.

This was pretty ****ty. I had to sack up and force the last few spoonfuls. If you like chewing bits of your leather belt, maybe you'll like this bacon mac. Thank god it was free.

I can feel that processed garbage stewing in my stomach now. This isn't going to be good.

 

[Sandwich]

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

 

[$tinkle]

if you have true skillz, you'll "return to sender" in the same bowl. might have to improvise a containment rim by daising chaining some paper assholes.

 

[boogenman]

That stuff sucks

 

[I Are Baboon]

Epic thread.

 

[cannondalejunky]

hopefully he didn't take pictures of the aftermath

 

[boogenman]

bits of leather belt.......that is just one more reason why bacon should never be preserved like that.

 

[$tinkle]

i get the feeling he may have needed rubber gloves, a bushel of lemons, and an out-of-work german pr0n star for cleanup

 

[Sandwich]

dude where is he? will he ever recover? who will photoshop our pictures now?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Unless there is a high speed internet connection in the can, I doubt we'll hear from him anytime soon.

 

[moff_quigley]

Funny stuff. Props for eating that.

I think this thread will ultimately lead to a let down...kinda like BAH's "dog pooping in my yard" thread.

 

[Arkayne]

Mind you, I had to commute by bike back home!! My stomach was verrrry unhappy and I hate crapping in strange places. Ever hold in a turd with so much force that your cheeks tremble and start sweating? I emptied OUT and had to do a mid-business flush to prevent a clog.

So what's up rm?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I had a similar experience while trying to drive stick and about to erupt at the same time.

 

[Sandwich]

what happened to the shaking black guy and the nuke?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Mind you, I had to commute by bike back home!! My stomach was verrrry unhappy and I hate crapping in strange places. Ever hold in a turd with so much force that your cheeks tremble and start sweating? I emptied OUT and had to do a mid-business flush to prevent a clog.

So what's up rm?

WTF has that penguin been eating?!?

 

[cannondalejunky]

I had a similar experience while trying to drive stick and about to erupt at the same time.

ugh...same here...and of course you hit EVERY red light on the way home