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Interesting thoughts from Men's Health

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jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
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Was reading a recent issue of Men's Health last night...

There was an "article" near the end... something like "10 things you should never worry about." Some were kinda dumb, but some were pretty good. Full article here.

My favorites...

How cool your job is. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Be you an oyster shucker or a hit man, the important thing is that they pay you for having fun.

Warping your kids. Keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole and you're ahead of the game. I found that one particularly appropriate.

Religion. Keep your moral compass pointed due north, no matter your denomination, and you'll never have to worry about a collection plate.

Her prior sexual experiences. People had your job before you, too. Someone else may have it after you. But it's your job now. Go to work.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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There were some good points in that one though. It made sense in a strange way like some of those types tend to in MH.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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jacksonpt said:
Her prior sexual experiences. People had your job before you, too. Someone else may have it after you. But it's your job now. Go to work.


I'd be more concerned about whether or not she's a team player :rofl: