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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    tried hiting on my goats pretending that if she was really not a goat we could run off together, well I lost my words. Grew up with online since 2003 the internet gave me everything, cannot remember much of social interaction before then. :thumb: I know those kids who always had it in their life will be worse. Often I wish they will make a safe alternative but its books have enough stories in them. Aliens abducted me not so long ago, then when I facebooked that story Russia got attacked. If my family didn't use technology migration they might have gotten me. Picked up my cat before he picked himself got a surprise on my nose that wasn't grease. Ritz crackers will always be the best.
     

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  2. Kevin

    Kevin Turbo Monkey

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    Best story...
     
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  3. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    No.
    Idiocy ruined your life.

    BTW.... What the f*ck are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  4. HardtailHack

    HardtailHack used an iron once

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    From what I have read drugs and alcohol may have been in the mix too.
     
  5. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Wow...just wow. Drugs are bad, mmkay?
     
  6. Burnt-Orange

    Burnt-Orange Monkey

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    CAN I GET A TRANSLATOR OVER HERE !!!!
    I didn't understand one thing he tried to say.
    maybe its funnier on a delicate blend of weed and cocaine.
     
  7. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Bad decisions ruined your life. :think:
     
  8. johnbryanpeters

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    Mebbe. Since we don't know this kid, we don't know who or what is behind his persona.

    Ever read Gertrude Stein? Joyce, Finnegan's Wake? Beckett?
     
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  9. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    try finger in light socket to reboot the brain
     
  10. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    You make a valid point I suppose, but PSP is no James Joyce.
     
  11. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    not even close
     
  12. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Truly a classic moment in RM history! goat.jpg
     
  13. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I have never felt so insignificant here.
     
  14. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    You're trying too hard. Or not hard enough. I can't really decide.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    He is trying it wrong.
     
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    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Try it now?
     
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    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    but more importantly do you know the muffin man?
     
  18. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Don't blame the internet for your stupidity.
     
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    blackohio Generous jaywalker

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    it's his fathers sperms fault.
     
  20. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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  21. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    It is still hard to believe that that sperm won. Did the others even bother swimming?
     
  22. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I learned to use photoshop by making chops like that one.

    couple more of goat boy :




     
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    Uncle Cliffy Turbo Monkey

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  24. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    I think stealing sandwiches and my parents sure did something with it also.
     
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    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wasn't there a close up of the prom with the goat?
     
  26. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    So much win in all this losing...
     
  27. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Considering the time that that was posted, I'm guessing...... fun night?
     
  28. DaveW

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    Maybe we need to frame our responses in a way that PSP can understand moar clearly?

    Ok here goes........

    [tardlandia speak]
    what you gots to do is next time your see that sucker just totally left hand sandwich him and just tell him to flibbleboof the hell outta it.
    that will, it's a ferret!! I miss my car it does the sickest skids at school cos it knows goats are FTW!
    Meh... Wait what are grammar? That's what I'm talking about.
    I'm lost, who am youI???

    Druuuuuggggggggggggggsssss!!!!!!

    [/tardlandia speak]



    I feel unclean now. :(
     
  29. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Right click and open in a new window to view it full size:

     
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  30. boogenman

    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    PSP do you have siblings?
     
  31. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    Even if he did, would he remember?


    The more important question is, does he have any kids?

     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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  33. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    ^^rofl!!

    ohhhh PSP....