[bigginsis]

OK I talked to Biggins Friday as he was heading out for his camping trip (during which he said he hoped RobFL would not try to share his sleeping bag) and asked him about the ladies going along with them. Evidently there is a girl who must remain unidentified who Biggins really likes but get this - she has NO BOOTY! She is rump-challeneged. And he's actually thinking about overlooking that fact in favor of her personality! WTF?!?!?! NO BOOTY. Flat as a pancake. But Biggins's says (and I quote) "She's real cool."

 

[MMcG]

maybe they'll get married, she'll gain about 15 and put that booty on for him!

 

[radbradus]

hey i guess if i had my druthers i'd take a very little bootied cool girl that likes outdoors over a couch surfin hoochie mamma super psycho dominatrix . - ride on.

 

[TN]

He can always get the booty at truck stops & bus stations.

 

[T-Pirate]

He can always get the booty at truck stops & bus stations.

Yeah especially with all the hot girls that hang out to compare femullets at said locations these days.

 

[dhtahoe]

Quality not quantity I always say... but my wife has Bam and Boom!!! Sorry.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Quality not quantity I always say... but my wife has Bam and Boom!!! Sorry.

Wife???????????

 

[dhtahoe]

Wife???????????

Ok, not for a few months, I'm trying to get used to how it sounds.

 

[Skookum]

it's an ass travesty....

 

[bigginsis]

i just think the pod people have gotten him. he is, after all, a PhD in bootyology.

maybe sharing that sleeping bag with RobFL will help? ahahahahaha. ha.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Ok, not for a few months, I'm trying to get used to how it sounds.

A few words of wisdom......................................DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Curb Hucker]

A few words of wisdom......................................DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont think he can turn back, no returns on the antonio bandarez lifesize blowup dolls



just kidding mike

 

[Beyr]

You know, ass implants are all the rage.

 

[binary visions]

So is she really lacking an ass, or is she simply a very tiny girl with a (proportionally) very tiny booty?

My buddy dated this girl that used to wear those super tight stretchy black pants, and she used to wear them a couple sizes too small (she was a little bit of a slut but she did have nice legs), and they actually flapped around loose in back. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen - skin tight all the way up until you got to the butt, and all of a sudden it was like the pants were six sizes too big.

 

[golgiaparatus]

it's an ass travesty....

A trASSvesty if you will, or possibly a tavASSty

 

[laura]

My buddy dated this girl that used to wear those super tight stretchy black pants, and she used to wear them a couple sizes too small (she was a little bit of a slut but she did have nice legs), and they actually flapped around loose in back. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen - skin tight all the way up until you got to the butt, and all of a sudden it was like the pants were six sizes too big.

that is so sad. somebody should have told that girl to take the pants out and shoot them. nothing worse that a saggy seat on otherwise skin tight pants. gross.

 

[DVNT]

....still trying to think of what that would look like?

saggy bottom... like she pooped in her pants kind droop?

 

[biggins]

So is she really lacking an ass, or is she simply a very tiny girl with a (proportionally) very tiny booty?

she really has no ass whatsoever. flat.like if ya bent her over her ass bones are the only shape you would get. its a damn shame really.

 

[binary visions]

....still trying to think of what that would look like?

saggy bottom... like she pooped in her pants kind droop?

Yeah, kinda like that except it doesn't droop past where the ass would normally be. Not saggy so much as wrinkly where it should be tight - it's the weirdest thing. If you've never seen a girl with no ass, it's hard to explain. It's literally as if someone removed her ass cheeks.

biggins, you need to get this girl to a gym and on a high protien diet to work on those glutes

 

[Arsbars]

Get her some fried chicken, and PS2... she'll get an ass.

 

[toughguymagee]

Maybe she can get some Buttock Implants? She could possibly go on one of those Extreme Makeover shows. Biggins can write in and come up with some sob story of how she does not like her 'less than shapely' backside and bam...its all done for her!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Get her some fried chicken, and PS2... she'll get an ass.

And a bike... It's common knowledge that bikes build asses. Add some fried chicken and pladow.

 

[dh girlie]

it's an ass travesty....

HAHAHA! Awesome!

 

[dh girlie]

A few words of wisdom......................................DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...let's see...yep...I can print this out and save it for Julie...yep...I could do that...

 

[llkoolkeg]

Purely rhetorical question: I wonder if my sister posts anywhere about her concern that I only ever dated women with C+(in cup size, A+ is quality) ti++ies or bigger...

But to stay on track, you should look to the silver lining- at least the flatness will add handling stability during missionary-style workouts and supply you with a truthful and correct response to "...do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

 

[binary visions]

But to stay on track, you should look to the silver lining- at least the flatness will add handling stability during missionary-style workouts

However, it also provides less padding for times when you are on inflexible surfaces (desks, floors, kitchen chairs, etc.)... I'm told that a less-than-cushioned booty can lead to a great deal of discomfort in such places.

 

[Roasted]

I can live without breasts but booty and legs...must have...

 

[biggins]

Maybe she can get some Buttock Implants? She could possibly go on one of those Extreme Makeover shows. Biggins can write in and come up with some sob story of how she does not like her 'less than shapely' backside and bam...its all done for her!

yeah but then i would be afraid to give it that loving appreciative slap every once in a while. you know the slap that says " damn baby you got one spectacular booty" without actually saying anything.

 

[Toshi]

yeah but then i would be afraid to give it that loving appreciative slap every once in a while. you know the slap that says " damn baby you got one spectacular booty" without actually saying anything.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61447

 

[bigginsis]

ok i realize that me being concerned about the rumpage my brother is skeezing on is a TEENY bit west virginia however, when someone you care about begins displaying unusual behavior, you might take notice right? Example: your girlfriend stops complaining about you hanging at the jumps every Sunday as is her usual game. Would that make you wonder "humph - strange"...) All I am saying is for Ben, who comes from a long and glorious line of butt-afficionadoes (my mom told me my dad is an ass-man too), begins to take an interest in bony butts, I get worried. I mean, he's also recovering from major hand trauma. One badly aimed smack with the right hand on her butt and he could shatter more bones! AHAHAHAHAH! ha. ha.

 

[llkoolkeg]

ok i realize that me being concerned about the rumpage my brother is skeezing on is a TEENY bit west virginia

Hahaha...just so long as you recognize it, feel free to be loud & proud.

...however, when someone you care about begins displaying unusual behavior, you might take notice right? Example: your girlfriend stops complaining about you hanging at the jumps every Sunday as is her usual game. Would that make you wonder "humph - strange"...) All I am saying is for Ben, who comes from a long and glorious line of butt-afficionadoes (my mom told me my dad is an ass-man too), begins to take an interest in bony butts, I get worried. I mean, he's also recovering from major hand trauma. One badly aimed smack with the right hand on her butt and he could shatter more bones! AHAHAHAHAH! ha. ha.

You know...come to think of it, my sister has been a bit grumpy of late. Do you think I should ask her if she's been ridin' enough stiff pipe lately, purely out of sibling concern for her stress level? I wonder if she prefers a roughly-veined, coke-can six-incher or a slimmer, uncut 8-incher?

Please don't think I'm trying to pick on you or anything...I just find your interest in your brother's "preferences" somewhat intriguing. Lord knows I have enough odd tendencies myself!

 

[bigginsis]

if i have one good quality it is that i can take as much as i put out there so pick away. after all, look who i had to grow up with. at any rate, you should *totally* ask your sis about the pipe situation. maybe even suggest battery-operated massage?

 

[llkoolkeg]

if i have one good quality it is that i can take as much as i put out there so pick away. after all, look who i had to grow up with. at any rate, you should *totally* ask your sis about the pipe situation. maybe even suggest battery-operated massage?

It is a useful quality to have here, no doubt.

As far as the sis thing, I just can't do it. Even if it wouldn't freak her out and and make her clutch her children close whenever I walked by, I really just don't want to know. It's kinda like allowing the horrifying mental image of your parents going at it to enter and corrode your mind as a teenager.

I must applaud your very open and honest relationship with your brother, though. So...while we're on the topic, which of you assumes the role of the patient...or do you play nice and take turns?

 

[bigginsis]

we're WAAAAAAY beyond that. more like master and servant. depeche mode is now in my head...

let's now turn our attention to biggins and RobFL going camping together...any takers?

 

[stosh]

I'm still wondering when we get to see a pic of you.

 

[golgiaparatus]

I mean, he's also recovering from major hand trauma. One badly aimed smack with the right hand on her butt and he could shatter more bones!

LMAO!!!!

 

[bigginsis]

dude my avatar IS me...and that's all i'm giving away.

 

[llkoolkeg]

dude my avatar IS me...and that's all i'm giving away.

Unless big bro asks for more, of course.















O.K. I'm done. Please carry on.

 

[stosh]

dude my avatar IS me...and that's all i'm giving away.

yeah I know your avatar is you but it sucks you could have pimples all over your face and we would never know.....

 

[bigginsis]

if you mean biggins, he's LITTLE bro.

i love people who have half a mind in the gutter. neaky: